Smallville's Apprentice

You had me at Penis

Originally posted by Smallville
You had me at Penis

w00t
So do I win?

Not yet

Oh, well.

*Goes and wanks off somewhere*

But you are the favoured horse in this proverbial Kentucky Derby

*Finishes Wanking off and comes back, sits down *After cleaning hands of course* Makes up two matinees*

Want One?

An early showing of a movie?

Do you mean Martini's?

Originally posted by Smallville
An early showing of a movie?

Do you mean Martini's?

No, they are my own drink.

It's a Martini + Some Pepsi.

It's good.

I must sample this clever beverage

Originally posted by Smallville
I must sample this clever beverage

w00t

*fills in application*

Originally posted by Smallville
I must sample this clever beverage

*taste tests first*

Tastes like garbage.

So far:

[list]Vinny Valentine
Inspectah Deck
Bloigen
Lance Windu[/list]

Are in the running, and Nevermind was fired

What he got fired for?

Trying to bribe me

So, Anyway.

*pulls out 360*

Anyone wanna play something?

Fight Night!

My apprentice will be decided with a Fight Night: Round 3 round robin tourny.

Originally posted by Smallville
Fight Night!

My apprentice will be decided with a Fight Night: Round 3 round robin tourny.

*instead fires up Call of Duty 2 and snipes Vinny*

Originally posted by Smallville
Fight Night!

My apprentice will be decided with a Fight Night: Round 3 round robin tourny.

How about some Tetris?

Pulls out Graw and Kills you all*