Smallville's Apprentice

*fills out paper with "Chuck Norris touched me"* ermm

Originally posted by Smallville
Trying to bribe me

❌

*except me, being faster then a speeding bullet*

Originally posted by Smallville

Tempting, but... no thanks.

I wasn't talking to you, mister... I was talking about you mwahaha

...

.

fear

Twice? I think once would have been sufficient, but you had to go over the top, didn't you? Didn't you?!

*cough*

What is that in your avatar?

Twice the resume, twice the recognition

Hey.

Hi

Originally posted by Itzak
*fills out paper with "Chuck Norris touched me"* ermm

*fills out paper with I am Chuck Norris*

*slides paper under table*

Hey, Smallville. Did I ever mention to you that I can get you into a private showing of Superman: Returns?

And, did you know this is a special version? Tom Welling is Superman? How about that? naughty

Sorry, I don't deal with Sexual Harassers

Originally posted by Smallville
Sorry, I don't deal with Sexual Harassers

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*Leaves*

Just Kidding 😂

You had better come back

Originally posted by Smallville
You had better come back

I am, I wouldn't leave.

Smallville you make me laugh a fair amount.

I do what I can

I bet you do.

Originally posted by Smallville
Sorry, I don't deal with Sexual Harassers

Giggidy giggidy goo!

Originally posted by H. S. 6
*fills out paper with I am Chuck Norris*

*slides paper under table*

Hey, Smallville. Did I ever mention to you that I can get you into a private showing of Superman: Returns?

And, did you know this is a special version? Tom Welling is Superman? How about that? naughty

*edits paper with "I am Super Man, Chuck Norris owes me $6, if you see him tell him Mom is still waiting for that return call" then copy pastes it to my computer and sends it*