Girl, 11, will be Britain's youngest mother

Started by Ya Krunk'd Floo13 pages

Why?

Because I can't stop..it's a curse.....

What?

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
What?

**** you, I won't do what you tell me.

Bring your tea party to an end, and get back on topic please.

😂

Originally posted by debbiejo
😂

Silence Alice.

Maybe we're not living in Wonderland if 11 year old girls are getting pregnant. The authors of 'Freakonomics' would argue that this baby is most likely to lead a life of crime and underachievement. However, I believe in rainbows and a person's right to make sweet, sweet love to fish, so I think the baby will become a giant, who's shoulders many people will stand on.

Mmmmm, fish.

If that got you in the mood for dancing, then you should talk to Bardock. Maybe you two could compare notes, or something...

How do you refer to a 'spit-roast' when a fish is involved?

A gill-roast?

Ew, does that imply where penetration would occur?

don't knock it till you've tried it

You're right. I shouldn't judge people. However, I'm all for sexual experimentation with fish and other aquatic life-forms (Jellyfish, anyone?), but I just feel that vigorous thrusting in the gill region of a fish would result in the physical deteriation of said fish. 'Sexual sustainability' is a pertinent phrase to me, although perhaps not to Bardock and Backfire.

Life choices.

Fish know how to suck. Too bad 11 year old girls don't as well, or else maybe this girl wouldn't be pregnant.

Oh yes, I went there people, I went there.

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Originally posted by BackFire
Fish know how to suck. Too bad 11 year old girls don't as well, or else maybe this girl wouldn't be pregnant.

Oh yes, I went there people, I went there.


Did you just say you had an 11 year old suck you?

Nope.

Originally posted by BackFire
Nope.

Good, that makes me happy.

However, Bardock, he did imply that he would be happy if 11 year olds did partake in sucking.

How does that make you feel, Bardock? Please tell me.