Girl, 11, will be Britain's youngest mother

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Well, I can't really argue with that. You put together quite a comprehensive package. For little girls to fondle.

....the last part is just...."..."

I find that subtlety will only bring you rubber ducks with funny smiles, and...

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
I find that subtlety will only bring you rubber ducks with funny smiles, and...

I want a rubber duck...and an "and"....

Then, go swim in a pond. That has rubber ducks in it. The "and" is sitting on the wall, so you'd probably need some sort of kite to entice it down...

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Then, go swim in a pond. That has rubber ducks in it. The "and" is sitting on the wall, so you'd probably need some sort of kite to entice it down...

What you mean some sort of kyke?...You racist.

Yeah, so what? What are you gonna do about it? Run off and f*ck an 11 year old chick(en), before I get really angry...

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Yeah, so what? What are you gonna do about it? Run off and f*ck an 11 year old chick(en), before I get really angry...

I can't **** a chicken...Nemo would get really angry (I am still pissed that my Verne comment just passed everyone...then only Debbiejo replied...so I shouldn't feel to bad...)

I got your jewel of a joke - did you see what I did there? - but I simply refused to comment on it.

As for Nemo, I feel for you. That little sucker can be a real moody shit when he doesn't get his gills stuffed on a regular basis. Out here in the woods we have a name for that kind of behaviour...'spatula'. It's used as an insult.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
I got your jewel of a joke - did you see what I did there? - but I simply refused to comment on it.

As for Nemo, I feel for you. That little sucker can be a real moody shit when he doesn't get his gills stuffed on a regular basis. Out here in the woods we have a name for that kind of behaviour...'spatula'. It's used as an insult.

What a nice insult you got there....although how often do you encounter someone that is a real moody shit when he doesn't get his gills stuffed? Also, does it only apply to males?

Did you know that there is chain store around where I live that is called 'Wellcome'? Also, there is an energy drink available at 7-11 by the name of 'Come Best'? No word of a lie. One day, I shall bring you proof.

As for the other thing, well, let's see...yeah. The answer is: "A lot". Happy?

Of course it can be applied to females, but it requires the prefix, 'spasto', making it, 'spastospatula'. Add an 'e' to make it plural. Stick your arm up your ass to make it singular again.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Did you know that there is chain store around where I live that is called 'Wellcome'? Also, there is an energy drink available at 7-11 by the name of 'Come Best'? No word of a lie. One day, I shall bring you proof.

As for the other thing, well, let's see...yeah. The answer is: "A lot". Happy?

Of course it can be applied to females, but it requires the prefix, 'spasto', making it, 'spastospatula'. Add an 'e' to make it plural. Stick your arm up your ass to make it singular again.

No way, you are lying. LIAR.

Not really....why can't it be "a few" or "orange juice"?

I did all that and now my ass hurts...but in a funny kind of way....I can understand why homos do that.....

Michael Jackson's/Dick Jeney/Jesus/Jim Morrison's honest truth.

Purple flowers melted by the sun's beams of love.

Feels nice, doesn't it? Do it again. Faster.

Oh, and say something about the topic...

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Michael Jackson's/Dick Jeney/Jesus/Jim Morrison's honest truth.

Purple flowers melted by the sun's beams of love.

Feels nice, doesn't it? Do it again. Faster.

Oh, and say something about the topic...

I don't trust the 4 J's as far as I can spit a rat....I demand proof.

How poetic.....I can't compete with that. Or can I? ....No I can't.

Yes Master....

Oh, I'm the same. How can we believe in the 4 Js if we can't feel them? Perhaps we should dress you up as an 11 year old girl to entrap them?

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Oh, I'm the same. How can we believe in the 4 Js if we can't feel them? Perhaps we should dress you up as an 11 year old girl to entrap them?

I think we should do exactly that just not.....who know what they'd do to me....I don't like getting raped....well...not by the four Js at least.

Even if they raped you in an orderly fashion, taking turns and buying tickets? I could do a raffle...

I swear you guy's are on crack....

I can't speak for Bardock, but if we were on crack, then we'd actually be in a crevice. Therefore, the answer is: Don't swear, but still pass 'Go' and collect $200.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Even if they raped you in an orderly fashion, taking turns and buying tickets? I could do a raffle...

Well, I think that is different, can you even call that rape?

Originally posted by grey fox
I swear you guy's are on crack....

there's nothing wrong with crack.....also, as Floo said, play some Monopoly.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Well, I think that is different, can you even call that rape?

Yeah, because you're still against the procedure, but I'm trying to lighten the mood a little by making out like your ass is some sort of fairground attraction. See the difference?