Girl, 11, will be Britain's youngest mother

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
However, Bardock, he did imply that he would be happy if 11 year olds [B]did partake in sucking.

How does that make you feel, Bardock? Please tell me. [/B]

Well, that certainly depends on the 11year old...and the person receiving....

If they'd limit them self to sucking though, Backfire is right, such stories as the one this Thread is based on would not exist.....and I think it would make me happy if people that get into this kind of shit would not be able to reproduce....I'm not saying we should build concentration camps for idiots....I'm just saying not everything Hitler said was all that wrong.

Well, that's interesting, Bardock. I agree that an 11 year old sucking is better than an 11 year old f*cking. However, opening Pandora's Box (intentional), and explaining this to them at that age probably invites a whole lot more sucking than is actually going on right now. Basically, I'm saying that at that age the only thing they should be sucking is lollipops, but not the 50 Cent kind.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Well, that's interesting, Bardock. I agree that an 11 year old sucking is better than an 11 year old f*cking. However, opening Pandora's Box (intentional), and explaining this to them at that age probably invites a whole lot more sucking than is actually going on right now. Basically, I'm saying that at that age the only thing they should be sucking is lollipops, but not the 50 Cent kind.

Yeah, well, I'd say a list of my preferences for 11 year old girls to do would go as follows.

-No sexual relations (not even Clinton style) at all.
-Only Oral
- Using a damn condom for Christ's sake (haha, funny how I put Jesus there, who obviously is totally against condoms...I'd say almost as good a Pandora's Box....nah...not really....*sad smilie*)

Yeah, it's weird how Jesus doesn't like people to wear condoms, but doesn't mind 11 year olds having sex. Doesn't he have any morals? All he seems to care about is having more people to kiss his feet and praise him. What a freakin' egomaniac!

Walking in the sand all day with no shoes....his feed musta been raunchy as shit. Poor disciples forced to kiss his crusty, athletes foot ridden feet.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Yeah, it's weird how Jesus doesn't like people to wear condoms, but doesn't mind 11 year olds having sex. Doesn't he have any morals? All he seems to care about is having more people to kiss his feet and praise him. What a freakin' egomaniac!

Well, if my Pa was a powerful man I'd be jsut the same.....also, he probably likes 11 year old girls cause he can't get any other....

Right on!

The logic of Jesus - "You may give my rancid feet toe jobs, but you may not use a condom to prevent the risk of AIDs and other STDs. It has been said, now get sucking!"

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Right on!

The logic of Jesus - "You may give my rancid feet toe jobs, but you may not use a condom to prevent the risk of AIDs and other STDs. It has been said, now get sucking!"

Allah is great.

And man, not even Satan is doing anythinjg against it, I mean after all...who likes cocksuckers more than Lucifer....

Originally posted by Bardock42
Allah is great.

And man, not even Satan is doing anythinjg against it, I mean after all...who likes cocksuckers more than Lucifer....

Hey , Satan likes this crazy crap , more disciples for the lightbringer.....

Originally posted by Bardock42
Allah is great.

And man, not even Satan is doing anythinjg against it, I mean after all...who likes cocksuckers more than Lucifer....

I bet Jesus' dad does. One time, I heard this story about how Jesus told everyone that even if you do something bad, his daddy will let you come over and play in his house. Apparently, his dad kind of digs that shit! True story.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
I bet Jesus' dad does. One time, I heard this story about how Jesus told everyone that even if you do something bad, his daddy will let you come over and play in his house. Apparently, his dad kind of digs that shit! True story.

Is his Dad Michael Jackson?

Yeah, I told you he's Bad. What do you think 'the Moon walk' is about if it's not about getting head from 11 year old shrimps?

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Yeah, I told you he's Bad. What do you think 'the Moon walk' is about if it's not about getting head from 11 year old shrimps?

....he made Thriller.

'Baby Jean broke my heart' - why do you think a baby broke a grown man's heart? Because it wouldn't replace its pacifier with God's. Dick Cheney is also part of the Holy Trinity: Jesus, Michael Jackson, Dick Cheney. You see the connection, right?

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
'Baby Jean broke my heart' - why do you think a baby broke a grown man's heart? Because it wouldn't replace its pacifier with God's. Dick Cheney is also part of the Holy Trinity: Jesus, Michael Jackson, Dick Cheney. You see the connection, right?

Hmm, they all like to sleep with Children? And one doesn't even hide his obsession and hints it in his name?

What else?

Well thei names al begin with a "j"...that is if you spell "Cheney" "Jeney"....

If you change the letters of Jesus' name ('Jesus'😉 around a bit you get 'Man Who Likes Toe Jobs', so I don't think letters have anything to do with the sexual persuasion. Unless you take into account the fact that Cheney likes being humped by a rhino, in which case, it all makes perfect sense because rhinos have 3 penises.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
If you change the letters of Jesus' name ('Jesus'😉 around a bit you get 'Man Who Likes Toe Jobs', so I don't think letters have anything to do with the sexual persuasion. Unless you take into account the fact that Cheney likes being humped by a rhino, in which case, it all makes perfect sense because rhinos have 3 penises.

That sounds all really interesting but I just noticed it isn't a trinity....it must be a tetrinity (yeah, I pulled that word out of my ass...sue me)...and the fourth is Jim Morrison....on the one hand his name starts with a "j"....on the other lets review these lyrics of his son Alabama song to see what we get from it:

"Show me the way
To the next little girl"

He obviously wants to find the next little girl.

"Oh, don't ask why
Oh, don't ask why"

Why shouldn't we ask why? Because he does something wrong with her. Like getting her pregnant at 11.

"For if we don't find
The next little girl"

This shows just how strong the urge is to sleep with the little girl.

"I tell you we must die
I tell you we must die"

This often created controversy between lyric reviewers, but my take on it is that he maybe is one of the lesser pedophiles and just has to fund little girls for Jesus, Jackson and Jeney and if he can't find them will suffer a horrible death...which, eventually he did....I mean seriously, who wants to die in France.

What's your take on it?

Well, I can't really argue with that. You put together quite a comprehensive package. For little girls to fondle.