Wolverine - You might have moved on Murdock. You might have bedded all those blondes and redheaded broads since you two split--Youre the biggest himbp that ever wore a pair of tights, after all--
Wolverine - What do they see in you Murdock? All these chicks you bring back here to this weird house that doesnt even have a paintings on the walls. Youre not that smart. Youre not that rich. Youre not that funny--How can you be getting so damn much of something i havent had in years?
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I know a guy at work like that. Short. Hairy. Stocky. We used to be friends. He'd ask for my advice on dating. I always hid what I really though, and just told him to be more confident. In truth, being cute helps. sucks but its true. Wolverine could get a cult following of girls, not many but a couple.. but bruce is gonna get the obvious majority. Wolverine is the kinda guy who's personality has to grow on you. That and the knowledge that his healing factor probably gives him... incredible.. stamina.
Wolverine wins this easy.
Batman may be physically more attractive than Wolverine, but the stats are rediculously in Wolverine's favor. Wolverine IS the biggest man whore in the Marvel universe.
All of this talk about Wolverine's line to DD in EOTS is pointless. That line was just wrong and it was another fine example of how ignorant Mark Millar is of Wolverine's character and history. Millar's run on Wolverine was filled with false info, and the line to DD about his lack of women is a PRIME example. Right before the EOTS story Wolverine had gotten the Native pregnant, had an affair with a female FBI agent (In a story where Wolvy's long-time friend says, "Women always flock after Logan. I can't figure out how he does it.", and Wolverine was also macking on Storm over in Uncanny at the same time, getting some action in front of the entire team and winning out over Nightcrawler, who is also a big time pimp.
Mark Millar's comment was just WRONG and the back issues prove it. Jean Grey, Mariko, Silver Fox, Savage Land queens, Storm, Tyger Tiger, Domino, Yukio, Wolverine had a wife when he was training as a ninja, Viper... the list goes on and on.
Biggest reason Wolverine is a bigger pimp than Batman is the fact that his mutant powers give him an advantage. Because of his animal regression and his healing factor Wolverine secretes far, far more phermones than any animal, thus he attracts females simply by being horny.