Pimp Match- Batman vs Wolverine

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Originally posted by The_Fury
Lets see,do ladies like a guy with a hairy ass body or a guy who has a lot of money 😆
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Originally posted by The_Fury
Lets see,do ladies like a guy with a hairy ass body or a guy who has a lot of money 😆
You make it sound like Wolverine doesn't have any money, which is false. Wolverine may not be a billionaire, but he is very well off financially, so I dont see how the money argument is really that relevant.

Although if Wolverine auctioned off his skeleton he would be a richer man than Bruce Wayne, or very, very close.

So How rich is Logan then?

Originally posted by riceroost
You make it sound like Wolverine doesn't have any money, which is false. Wolverine may not be a billionaire, but he is very well off financially, so I dont see how the money argument is really that relevant.

Although if Wolverine auctioned off his skeleton he would be a richer man than Bruce Wayne, or very, very close.

Doubt that. Adamantium is everywhere.

Batman he has everything the car, the suit and the money and of course the Height lol chicks dig taller guys. Sorry wolverine fans but that whole teen wolf stuff wont work

Originally posted by MrHeavySilence
Doubt that. Adamantium is everywhere.
Adamantium is everywhere now. Wolverine's skeleton is also true adamantium. A lot of the adamantium we see in the Marvel U is secondary, carbonadium, mixed, etc. It's still arguably the most rare metal in the Marvel U, except for maybe vibranium. And it's still damn expensive.

In the 1960's Wolverine's skeleton was at least (can't remember exactly) several hundred million dollars. Adjust for inflation, take into account that Wolverine's finances are cultivated by Landau, Luckman, and Lake and Wolverine is really worth some serious coin. Not to mention how much he could blackmail SHIELD and the US Government for if he wanted to.

Originally posted by JohnnyDo3
Batman he has everything the car, the suit and the money and of course the Height lol chicks dig taller guys. Sorry wolverine fans but that whole teen wolf stuff wont work
Wolverine drove around in a Lotus 7, the most pimp ride in the universe.

Considering most of the women that Wolverine dates are incredibly wealthy his portfolio has absolutely nothing to do with this debate. The fact that he gets all these women who are WAY out of his league cements his place as a much bigger pimp than Batman. Batman dates down most times. Wolverine knows how to work it.

Mariko - Filthy rich. Most prestigious family in Japan.
Silver Fox - Filthy Rich as Madame Hydra.
Viper - Filthy rich as Madame Hydra/Filthy Rich as ruler of Madripoor.
Tyger Tiger - Filthy Rich crime lord of Madripoor.
X-Babes - live of Xavier's dime. (who is filthy rich)

All this money, money, money talk is just a cop-out. After all a dirt poor drug dealer can get just as much TnA as a billionaire.

Screw the lotus, what about the Ferrari Enzo, or the Bugatti Veyron?
The first is just over a million dollars, and the second is 1.7 million.

Btw. Wolverine would have to forego having a skeletal system in order to sell off said adamantium. I'm not sure wolverine would be willing to go through that again.

Wolverine has 105 lbs of Adamantium in his body, $165,862,000 worth of Adamantium. The total cost of the bonding process was $248,485,760. Wolverine is quite secure with L. L & L as financial backers.

Yah well magneto took it out before.. Wolverine went feral and lost his damned mind. bone claw wolverine made me laugh.

Bruce Wayne= the bigger pimp. Batman= even bigger pimp. dude. just face it. chicks dig guys that are tall, dark and handsome and thats exactly what Bats is. but altthough wolvie does mack on jean pretty hard, especially in X MEN 3 (omg droolio ) wolverines short, hairy, and most likely smells weird. 😆

Bats>>>>wolvie @ macking

Originally posted by riceroost
You make it sound like Wolverine doesn't have any money, which is false. Wolverine may not be a billionaire, but he is very well off financially, so I dont see how the money argument is really that relevant.

Although if Wolverine auctioned off his skeleton he would be a richer man than Bruce Wayne, or very, very close.

I never implied Wolverine didn't have any money.

I have never seen an instance of Wolverine's "wealth" Not to my recollection. To assume that because he has adamantium in him, makes him rich is insane. When has wolverine every had anything of value because his motorcycle.

I don't buy it that Logan is wealthy or anywhere near Wayne.

Originally posted by rotiart
I have never seen an instance of Wolverine's "wealth" Not to my recollection. To assume that because he has adamantium in him, makes him rich is insane. When has wolverine every had anything of value because his motorcycle.
The adamantium comment was a joke...duuuuuh.

If you dont know Wolverine is well off then you obviously need to go check your back issues. He's been letting LLandL handle his money since well before WW2. That's a lot of interest built up. Wolverine has also lived off Xavier's dime for what a decade? He's not spending any money. He's the greatest covert operative of all time and he's been doing it for longer than anyone else could. Wolverine is at least going to have as much coin as a James Bond, most likely more since he can do bigger, more risky jobs.

Originally posted by braz
Bruce Wayne= the bigger pimp. Batman= even bigger pimp. dude. just face it. chicks dig guys that are tall, dark and handsome and thats exactly what Bats is. but altthough wolvie does mack on jean pretty hard, especially in X MEN 3 (omg droolio ) wolverines short, hairy, and most likely smells weird. 😆
Bats>>>>wolvie @ macking
Pimp doesn't equal money, or cars, or big rubber bat nipples, it equals getting laid. You guys continue to bring up materialistic debates i Batman's defense, which are pointless in this debate. Wolverine gets laid more than Batman. Therefor he wins. Wolverine is so pimp he's gotten away with hitting on and continuously making out with his team leader's wife for over 30 years. That's pimp.

You can be short and hairy and ugly, but if you have a super power that basically makes women want to have sex with you, you are still the pimp.

Post crisis Batman isent even in the top 10 of biggest pimps.

You have Arsenal, Ollie, Grayson, Tony, Herc, Thor, Logan, Daredevil, Starfox and Longshot first.

Bah! Even Superman is a bigger pimp than Bruce.

Originally posted by olympian
Post crisis Batman isent even in the top 10 of biggest pimps.

You have Arsenal, Ollie, Grayson, Tony, Herc, Thor, Logan, Daredevil, Starfox and Longshot first.

Bah! Even Superman is a bigger pimp than Bruce.

Pft 🙄

Half of those guys arent anywhere near the top 10, I mean Green Arrow 🤨

Longshot?!?!

Oh and Starfox is a rapist 😛

Originally posted by Grimm22
Pft 🙄

Half of those guys arent anywhere near the top 10, I mean Green Arrow 🤨

Longshot?!?!

Oh and Starfox is a rapist 😛

And Supes suck Wolverine is the bigger pimp but Bruce is the richer pimp so it depends on how you define winning

Originally posted by Grimm22
Pft 🙄

Half of those guys arent anywhere near the top 10, I mean Green Arrow 🤨

Longshot?!?!

Uuuuuuuh, yeah, Green Arrow is a pretty notorious player in the DCU. He's been getting more tail than Batman easy.

I wouldn't call Longshot a pimp, but the ladies do like him enough.

Originally posted by Broly92
And Supes suck Wolverine is the bigger pimp but Bruce is the richer pimp so it depends on how you define winning
I would define the winner as "the man who gets laid more." And Wolverine has that won any day of the week and three times on Sunday.