Pimp Match- Batman vs Wolverine

Originally posted by olympian
Post crisis Batman isent even in the top 10 of biggest pimps.

You have Arsenal, Ollie, Grayson, Tony, Herc, Thor, Logan, Daredevil, Starfox and Longshot first.

Bah! Even Superman is a bigger pimp than Bruce.

🤨 did u not see Batman Begins,?? he pulled two fineazz europeans and got them half naked in public with them in a tub in a hotel in front of everyone. 😱 and no. materialistic things dont make a pimp, but looks do and Bruce is waaay dayum more sexy than logan could ever dream of. girls go for looks dude, just face it. they'd rather have sex with some tall, dark n handsome billionaire whos all buff rather than a little furball. 😆

Originally posted by riceroost
Uuuuuuuh, yeah, Green Arrow is a pretty notorious player in the DCU. He's been getting more tail than Batman easy.

I wouldn't call Longshot a pimp, but the ladies do like him enough.
I would define the winner as "the man who gets laid more." And Wolverine has that won any day of the week and three times on Sunday.

GA had Black Canary and lost her....

Bruce has had Catwoman, Talia Al Gaul, ect...

Originally posted by riceroost
Uuuuuuuh, yeah, Green Arrow is a pretty notorious player in the DCU. He's been getting more tail than Batman easy.

I wouldn't call Longshot a pimp, but the ladies do like him enough.
I would define the winner as "the man who gets laid more." And Wolverine has that won any day of the week and three times on Sunday.

Longshot doesn't have to be a pimp. His mutant power gives him absurd amounts of lucky. Even if the hottest girl on the world Jessica Alba was happily married to another man. If she met Longshot, it would be on a day when her boyfriend just broke up with her, and she needs consoling. Look who happens to be there.. a rockstar. 😛

Longshot if he really wanted to could have just about any woman in the world. His power could let him abuse the situation. He's just more decent than that. And dazzler might kill him.

Originally posted by rotiart
Even if the hottest girl on the world Jessica Alba was happily married to another man

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Batman wins Wolverine is ugly in comparison.😬

Originally posted by braz
🤨 did u not see Batman Begins,?? he pulled two fineazz europeans and got them half naked in public with them in a tub in a hotel in front of everyone. 😱

Originally posted by braz
and no. materialistic things dont make a pimp, but looks do and Bruce is waaay dayum more sexy than logan could ever dream of. girls go for looks dude, just face it. they'd rather have sex with some tall, dark n handsome billionaire whos all buff rather than a little furball. 😆

As for who you would rather have sex with, that would depend on many factors as well. It is common knowledge that Wolverine is good in the sack and he's got a lot more miles on his bed than Bruce does. After all, even Storm and Jean have gossiped that Wolverine is the best there is at what he does when it comes to women.

And if you were a woman and Batman and Wolverine were standing in front of you, you would be most likely more attracted to Wolverine, considering his massive phermone output. Batman has no such ability.

Originally posted by Grimm22
GA had Black Canary and lost her....

Bruce has had Catwoman, Talia Al Gaul, ect...

You rarely hear other JLAers comment on Batman's love live, but they constantly refer to Ollie as a womanizer. Bruce has no advantage over Ollie in the $$$ department either.

Originally posted by riceroost
Black Canary is far from the only woman Green Arrow has had. He and Dinah break up and get back together a lot. In fact they broke up the last time because Ollie was macking on Black Lightning's niece.

You rarely hear other JLAers comment on Batman's love live, but they constantly refer to Ollie as a womanizer. Bruce has no advantage over Ollie in the $$$ department either.

Thats because Bats is known as the parinoid jerk 😛

Originally posted by Grimm22
Thats because Bats is known as the parinoid jerk 😛

Originally posted by riceroost
Wolverine does stuff like that all the time without flashing any money around. Bruce also wasn't being very charming, he was using his wealth, reputation, and alcohol to get those women to hang with him. He was actually acting like an ass most of that scene.
Looks are one of the things that make one a "pimp". Not every incarnation of Wolverine is technically ugly anyway. Several artists have portrayed him as being quite hansome. Many women have been quoted as saying that Wolverine is very handsome in a rugged sort of way. It all depends on what your personal preferrence is in looks. And as far as being"buff" goes, Wolverine is far, far more muscular than Batman.

As for who you would rather have sex with, that would depend on many factors as well. It is common knowledge that Wolverine is good in the sack and he's got a lot more miles on his bed than Bruce does. After all, even Storm and Jean have gossiped that Wolverine is the best there is at what he does when it comes to women.

And if you were a woman and Batman and Wolverine were standing in front of you, you would be most likely more attracted to Wolverine, considering his massive phermone output. Batman has no such ability.

so. materialistic things can help get girls, and thats part of Bruce and who he is. without them, it just wouldnt be him. and so what if hes rude, hes a pimp hes not supposed to be nice to girls. nice guys finish last. period. and idunno where ur getting that wolvies more muscular n buff than Batman, as far as i know, theyre both about the same. both at peak human level strength and are 'ripped' IMO on the same exact level.
and how do u know Bruce isnt as good or better than Logan in the sack? Bruce is a bigger man by 11 inches in height, and u know what they say about a bigger man. bigger man.. bigger hands. bigger feet. bigger ....

😉

Originally posted by braz
so. materialistic things can help get girls, and thats part of Bruce and who he is. without them, it just wouldnt be him. and so what if hes rude, hes a pimp hes not supposed to be nice to girls. nice guys finish last. period. and idunno where ur getting that wolvies more muscular n buff than Batman, as far as i know, theyre both about the same. both at peak human level strength and are 'ripped' IMO on the same exact level.
and how do u know Bruce isnt as good or better than Logan in the sack? Bruce is a bigger man by 11 inches in height, and u know what they say about a bigger man. bigger man.. bigger hands. bigger feet. bigger ....

😉

When Wolverine was at the Hell fire strip club/bar with Cyc, Sabretooth bumped into Wolverine in the wash room. He asked Logan how he manages to get so many girls when Sabretooth is superior in almost every way... and then he sneaks a peak at Logan while he is at the urinal. Long story short Wolverine is a massive... 😘

Anyway... Wolverine has gotten laid a lot more then Batman with a higher quality of women. Name any red head and chances are Wolverine's had 'em.

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
When Wolverine was at the Hell fire strip club/bar with Cyc, Sabretooth bumped into Wolverine in the wash room. He asked Logan how he manages to get so many girls when Sabretooth is superior in almost every way... and then he sneaks a peak at Logan while he is at the urinal. Long story short Wolverine is a massive... 😘

Anyway... Wolverine has gotten laid a lot more then Batman with a higher quality of women. Name any red head and chances are Wolverine's had 'em.

Bull

Bats always has a lady by his side when he's Bruce Wayne 😎

Originally posted by braz
and idunno where ur getting that wolvies more muscular n buff than Batman, as far as i know, theyre both about the same. both at peak human level strength and are 'ripped' IMO on the same exact level.

Batman is the same height as an NFL lineman and he is not anywhere near as massive as those guys are. Batman also CANT get that big. There would be no way he could maintain his speed and agility level if he was that big. And in his line of work his speed and agility are more important than his physical strength.

And you are wrong on the strength levels as well. Batman is not at peak human strength. That would put him on a level with Captain America, which would just be wrong. Batman is at best Olympic. He couldn't even be the strongest of the olympic weight lifters because then as I said before, he would be slow as hell.

Wolverine is physically an Enhanced human, a level beyond peak human, so their strength levels aren't even close. Wolverine is much stronger.

Originally posted by braz
and how do u know Bruce isnt as good or better than Logan in the sack? Bruce is a bigger man by 11 inches in height, and u know what they say about a bigger man. bigger man.. bigger hands. bigger feet. bigger ....

And the fact that Batman is taller than Wolverine means nothing. Sabretooth is much taller than Batman is, yet as Srankmissingnin pointed out it was alluded to in New X-Men that Sabretooth was in shock at the size of Wolverine's "unit". And Sabretooth is every bit the player that Wolverine is, so dont try and say, "Well maybe Creed has baby dick syndrome."

Grant Morrison has also said in a Wizard interview that Wolverine is the biggest X-Man in the locker room - nudge, nudge-wink, wink. And that would include Colossus, who is again a larger man than Batman.

Originally posted by Grimm22
Bull

Bats always has a lady by his side when he's Bruce Wayne 😎

Have you checked Bruce's sci-fi closet? THAT's where he keeps his sex trophies- he's got Robin's underwear, Wonder Woman's panties, Catwoman's bras, and even travelled with his mother box to Marvel and got Jean Grey's panties. So don't sweat it, Bruce is the winner.