You vs Batman

You got a week to prepare whatever it takes to kill Batman. Batman doesn't know that you are coming after him and just hanging around on streets of Gotham. He has his belt with usual equipment.

So, what would you do to take him down. But try to be realistic as much as it possible. I mean no super-anti-batman-lasers or anything like that. And you can't get anyone to help you.

I sit on the top of a roof and snipe the bastard , he then runs . Unfortunately i placed mines all along the floor twenty minutes earlier when i knew he'd eventually get here.

i ask to be his side kick then after 2 yers i stab him in sleep, that wil gain trust 2 years lol

Originally posted by A.J
i ask to be his side kick then after 2 yers i stab him in sleep, that wil gain trust 2 years lol

I would have about 5 plans. Also, I wold avoid Bats making it to the fight if I could. I have an advantage that most of the villians do not, which is I know almost all of Bats secrets, most importantly, I know he's Bruce Wayne and I know all of the people he loves. If my objective is to kill him, I'd plant a bomb in his limo, or try to poison him, and lots of other simple things to that effect, but definately use one of the people he cared most about as leverage. I would aso try to manipulate the spot where we would be fighting. Someone knowing all of Bats weaknesses, and having prep is very dangerous for Batman......

I would wait for him to come to an event as Bruce Waine, then .....

(from 3 blocks away)

I wait and use this

I go to dental school and become an established dentist. Then I track his calls and find out when he's going for his next check-up. When he gets there, I kill his regular dentist and take his place saying he had an emergency of some kind. Then I leave the room for a moment/leave the building and set off the explosives I lined the room with destroying the entire building.

Otherwise I'd probably get shanked in the back by Robin or something while I'm trying to snipe him with a sniper rifle or a machine gun like an ass.

Originally posted by golem370
I wait and use this

Don't you think a mini-gun is a little bit extreme ?

Oh wait...with Batman NOTHING is extreme . He is THE BATMAN after all...

Originally posted by superman41082
I would have about 5 plans. Also, I wold avoid Bats making it to the fight if I could. I have an advantage that most of the villians do not, which is I know almost all of Bats secrets, most importantly, I know he's Bruce Wayne and I know all of the people he loves. If my objective is to kill him, I'd plant a bomb in his limo, or try to poison him, and lots of other simple things to that effect, but definately use one of the people he cared most about as leverage. I would aso try to manipulate the spot where we would be fighting. Someone knowing all of Bats weaknesses, and having prep is very dangerous for Batman......

I would bring out my magic eraser and boom there you go, no more Bat. 😄 Realisticly, sniping would be the best, 50cal to be exact just so if I winged him that still would be the end.

I would tell him he looked silly with pants on top of his trousers. A single tear would fall down is face. Then to get more tears i would remind him of the joker, the fact that his greatest enemy is a clown. then to really get him emotionally, I accuse him of being a paedophile. Whilst he is sobbing, I run him over in the batmobile.............

😆

we both die i get as close as i can to him then blow all 50 lbs of c4 thats wrapped around my waste

Wait till he is sleeping, then blow the bastard up 😛

Seriously so many of his villans could do this. 😐

Originally posted by ThePittman
Remind me not to tick you off. 😄

LOL. Well, if you're going to do something, you might as well do it right. And that's only of course if I'm a super villian, though. I personally would never try to harm Bruce. I love the guy....

I'd pinch his bat-nipples until he gave up... naughty

I'd get Jplatinum to take him down for me.

well i say my cat can do it cause she will pee all over him then he gets mad and trys to my cat so catwomen comes in behind him taps him on the sholdur and flashes him then hes starin at her brest my cat jumps up slits his throt

I'd put poop in a paper bag, light it on fire, and leave it on his doorstep after I ring the doorbell, and of course hide in the bushes and laugh........

Id use paint to make a silly comic showing Dan Hibiki kill him. Then, when he logs on to KMC and sees it he goes "Dan hibiki? WTF?" while he is destracted I cut off his oxygen supply by shooting him in the head.