You vs Batman

Originally posted by willRules
I would tell him he looked silly with pants on top of his trousers. A single tear would fall down is face. Then to get more tears i would remind him of the joker, the fact that his greatest enemy is a clown. then to really get him emotionally, I accuse him of being a paedophile. Whilst he is sobbing, I run him over in the batmobile.............

😆 😆 😆

Originally posted by Adam Warlock
I'd get Jplatinum to take him down for me.

DAMMIT! beat me to it...

if JP were here he'd teach batman a thing or two about respeck.....

all over again...

I agree with the sniper rifle thing. Have the cross-hair trained right on his temple. Click..and he's dead.

F*CK ALL DAT COMPLICATED SH*T IDE WAIT TILL HES HUNGRY AND PUT CHOPPED GLASS IN THE F*CKER'S FOOD>>>AFTER HE FALLS DOWN IN AGONY I GRIND HIS ADAMS APPLE WITH MY BOOT!!!!!!!twisted1rip

Originally posted by Onikirimaru
Id use paint to make a silly comic showing Dan Hibiki kill him. Then, when he logs on to KMC and sees it he goes "Dan hibiki? WTF?" while he is destracted I cut off his oxygen supply by shooting him in the head.

Wow..... I'll have to let that one incubate for a second.........

lol. to be honest, i think batman would kick my ass. i think if i even thought of nething to take him down, he'd use his "bat-sense" 😆 and find out where i live n go kung-fu on my b!tch azz. 😆

Walk up to him while hes fighting someone, totally nonchalant, and then shank him in the kidney and slit his throat
Make some plastique explosives in my kitchen using my handy dandy Anarchists Cookbook and blow up his house while hes there
Buy a gun and shoot him with it, since jobber auras have no effect on Mighty Tassadar!
Plenty of ways to kill Bruce.....

i walke down to the store bye a comic of batman rip it in half i win the fight but i lose the comic damn

I challenge Bats to a beat fight 😎

I arrange a hostage situation and set myself up as one of the hostages. While Batman beats the crap out of my aggressor I put a few bullets in him. Then I put a few more. Then I drop a grenade and get the heck out of there.

I've actually thought about this before.

id throw sand in his eyes and shoot his ass with a sawed off

I would photo shop a pic of Batman sleeping with Lois. Then I would give the pic to Supes on a bad day and sit back and watch the heads fly.

id drop a nuce over gotham

i would be his waiter and put exlax in his sex on the beach and all thee bathrooms would be out of order and video him pooping his pants and send it to all his enemies.

I'd either:

a) Snap every joint in his body backwards and then toss him into a fire.

or

b)Piss in his oatmeal (that'll teach him a lesson).

Okay, realistically now (as realistic as I'm allowed to be when talking about Batman), I'd get a gun, sell some valuable possessions, hire a few local thugs who have guns, pay 'em off, and we'd all attack him in Bruce form. Shoot him in the back and have the other guys in the area for back up.

We need t know the circumstances. What us available for us. Is out side help allowed?

I would show bruce a picture of his parents dead. Then while he's crying, I'll shoot him.

Or show him and as he holds it up shoot through the picture and into his face.

*throws a punch at Batman*

ungggh!...

exploding batarang blows my arms off and i bleed to death. damn.

i put a sleeping pill in bats drink and put him in bed with aguy, take pics and put it on the in ternet.