You vs Batman

Originally posted by jollyjim311
Or show him and as he holds it up shoot through the picture and into his face.

Are you really a scruffy nerf herder? Or are you putting us on?
Cause if you are then I don't imagine that you would have much trouble with Batman. Batman just doesn't measure up to a scruffy looking nerf herder.

FEARRRRR JPLATINUM!!!!! 😠

In case most of you didn't know, I am Chuck Norris. Nuff said.

Originally posted by Tank_6603
In case most of you didn't know, I am Chuck Norris. Nuff said.

by the way your total gyms sucks big time. we had to give it back last year. we hardly lost a pound. bowflex maching is better 😄

Name 1 person who beat me that hasn't died of roundhouse kick related injuries. And the Ttotal Gym TM. only works for Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris just sells it to you ppl because that's how Chuck Norris rolls. HAHAHAHAHA *roundhouse kick to the throat*

Sidekicks is the greatest movie ever made.

Originally posted by Tank_6603
Name 1 person who beat me that hasn't died of roundhouse kick related injuries. And the Ttotal Gym TM. only works for Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris just sells it to you ppl because that's how Chuck Norris rolls. HAHAHAHAHA *roundhouse kick to the throat*

Sidekicks is the greatest movie ever made.

Originally posted by Tank_6603
Name 1 person who beat me that hasn't died of roundhouse kick related injuries. And the Ttotal Gym TM. only works for Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris just sells it to you ppl because that's how Chuck Norris rolls. HAHAHAHAHA *roundhouse kick to the throat*

Sidekicks is the greatest movie ever made.

Originally posted by diabloman
lee kicked your ass 3 times. your kick didnt do jack. he blocked all your attacks

and your bald

Originally posted by Tank_6603
Lee's dead.

it might sound wierd, but i would if i was an aircraft pilot-bomb him

Charity Gala

Excessively Large Bomb

Sawed-off Shotgun (so many villains fail due to lack of follow-through)

Well after losing my dog in a tragic accident I'd go on a global sojourn for 14 yrs. I'll go around learning all there is to know about everything, mastering many different martial arts and training my body to its utm ost peak all in a vain attempt to attone for the death of my beloved Flassie.

Then i'll just fly to Gotham and shoot him in the face with a sawed off shotgun

Originally posted by marvelprince
Well after losing my dog in a tragic accident I'd go on a global sojourn for 14 yrs. I'll go around learning all there is to know about everything, mastering many different martial arts and training my body to its utm ost peak all in a vain attempt to attone for the death of my beloved Flassie.

Then i'll just fly to Gotham and shoot him in the face with a sawed off shotgun

😆

Originally posted by Tank_6603
In case most of you didn't know, I am Chuck Norris. Nuff said.

Hey Chuck, do you remember me? I met you once when you came to Moscow!
😱

i wouldnt fight him id worship the ground he walks on

Originally posted by jinzin
FEARRRRR JPLATINUM!!!!! 😠

These newbies don't know the legend of JP...

He will always be remembered.

My plan: Consult God to kill Bruce Wayne

Lee died of wounds given by Chuck Norris. Ever see Fist of the North Star?

Lee: I beat the snot out of you!
Norris: That may be true...... but your already dead.....
*years later*
Lee: Im dieing!? Curse you Chuck Norris!!!!