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According to my dad the best pick-up line is 'Do you want to fvck?'

That was a pleasant conversation. 😐

Neph
According to my dad the best pick-up line is 'Do you want to fvck?'

That was a pleasant conversation. 😐

That he tried that line on his son paints a pretty vivid picture as to the nature of your family and provides a compelling reason for your behavior.

Ha-dee-ha-ha.

I think that was also the time when he tried to teach me and my brother about foreplay. Using the life-sized painting of a naked woman he has in his living-room. That he painted.

Urrgh.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose

Clearly, this is the solution to my predicament! Such wisdom you have, o Exalted One!

EDIT: LOL, I just realized this was already posted several days ago haha!

Originally posted by Korto Vos
Clearly, this is the solution to my predicament! Such wisdom you have, o Exalted One!

You are now wiser in the ways of the SithKMC my apprentice.

Now, you must face Escape81 in combat. Only then, a DarkJedi will you be.

SM
Now, you must face Escape81 in combat

You would wish such agony on your disciple? 😬
Surely you know that I cannot be bested by a mere mortal.

If he strikes you down, I win. If you strike him down, well. I still win. It's all part of my Master Plan.

Also theres nothing 'mere' about Korto I can tell you..... 😖hifty:

SM
If he strikes you down, I win. If you strike him down, well. I still win. It's all part of my Master Plan.

According to the little redhead genius known as Z., I am the greatest rhetorician on KMC. 13

Your newly promoted lickspittle is no match for me. sneer

Originally posted by Turr_Phennir
According to the little redhead genius known as Z., I am the greatest rhetorician on KMC. 13

Your newly promoted lickspittle is no match for me. sneer

You underestimate my power! velho

Also theres nothing 'mere' about Korto I can tell you.....

naughty

Originally posted by Turr_Phennir
According to the little redhead genius known as Z., I am the greatest rhetorician on KMC. 13

Your newly promoted lickspittle is no match for me. sneer

Gingers don't have souls and thus they can't make binding judgments about KMC personas. Also, Vos has successfully defeated a wizard in combat, even if that wizard's name was "Quanchi".

SM
Gingers don't have souls and thus they can't make binding judgments about KMC personas.

It does help that Z. cannot be counted among my minions and routinely disagrees with me on many issues. Yet I and I alone have been declared supreme by His Ginger-ness. yer just jelus sneer

SM
Also, Vos has successfully defeated a wizard in combat, even if that wizard's name was "Quanchi".

Quanchi was to wizard as Neph is to straight. 131

Originally posted by Turr_Phennir
It does help that Z. cannot be counted among my minions and routinely disagrees with me on many issues. Yet I and I alone have been declared supreme by His Ginger-ness. yer just jelus sneer

Quanchi was to wizard as Neph is to straight. 131

Come now, Master Rhetorician. You live and die by hyperbole; don't deny me the same privilege!

Originally posted by Turr_Phennir
Quanchi was to wizard as Neph is to straight. 131

Going by that logic, you are to the "greatest rhetorician on KMC" as Quanchi was to wizard.

Spoiler:
No offense whatsoever to you Quan; we straight bro

SM
Come now, Master Rhetorician. You live and die by hyperbole; don't deny me the same privilege!

Your mom enjoyed the full extent of my privilege last night. stoned

I am such a douche. facepalm

Originally posted by Turr_Phennir
Your mom enjoyed the full extent of my privilege last night. stoned

You had a Quiji board then?

SM
You had a Quiji board then?

😐

Spoiler:
I'm going to fvcking kill you if you're lying, but if you're not............................ I'm really sorry. :/

Ouch! Faux Pas.