The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Oooh awkward

Originally posted by Turr_Phennir
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I'm going to fvcking kill you if you're lying, but if you're not............................ I'm really sorry. :/

Spoiler:
Not lying, but no need to apologize. I realize you have to front so that your relationship with Neph remains sekrit.

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Now I feel like the biggest douche who has ever lived. Janus, if it will make you feel better, I permit you to do with Neph what you will for the next two weeks.

Originally posted by Turr_Phennir
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Now I feel like the biggest douche who has ever lived. Janus, if it will make you feel better, I permit you to do with Neph what you will for the next two weeks.

You just gave me a free hand with Neph? Damn. What's his take on that? Or do you treat him in the good ol' boy manner typical of Ken****y?

SM
You just gave me a free hand with Neph?

Well, a free... whatever you'd like.

]SM
Damn. What's his take on that? Or do you treat him in the good ol' boy manner typical of Ken****y?

A variety of ways. Neph is simply my sexual punching bag; he exists solely to receive the physical manifestation of whatever mood I happen to be in at the time.

i dont remember agreeing to this

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Originally posted by Turr_Phennir
A variety of ways. Neph is simply my sexual punching bag; he exists solely to receive the physical manifestation of whatever mood I happen to be in at the time.

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Neph
i dont remember agreeing to this

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And why on Earth do you think that should that make a difference?

Spoiler:
I made the most tasteless fvcking joke on the planet and you are the tool by which I achieve my redemption in the eyes of Janus.

Karma is a b1tch

KV
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Not to indulge in double entendre, but there's an.... opening.... if you're interested. 😖hifty:

But why do I have to pay for his karma? 🙁

Originally posted by Turr_Phennir
Well, a free... whatever you'd like.

A variety of ways. Neph is simply my sexual punching bag; he exists solely to receive the physical manifestation of whatever mood I happen to be in at the time.

Neph
But why do I have to pay for his karma? 🙁

Because you exist for my special purposes!

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And those of Janus, for the next two weeks.

Originally posted by Turr_Phennir
And why on Earth do you think that should that make a difference?

Spoiler:
I made the most tasteless fvcking joke on the planet and you are the tool by which I achieve my redemption in the eyes of Janus.

In order to achieve redemption and regain Light Side points, you must hunt and defeat the mythical poster known as...

Lightsnake. Bring me his lightsaber as proof.

oh well, its not like i can say no

SM
In order to achieve redemption and regain Light Side points, you must hunt and defeat the mythical poster known as...

Lightsnake. Bring me his lightsaber as proof.

You must assign your new minion that task.

Originally posted by Turr_Phennir
You must assign your new minion that task.

No, he has to kill you after you accomplish this mission. Then everything goes "as planned".

I've debated some of those oldies from way back when I first joined. I think I did rather well as a brash 13 year old newbie.

SM
No, he has to kill you after you accomplish this mission. Then everything goes "as planned".

So you're sending Korto and Nephthys after me? 😐

Originally posted by Turr_Phennir
So you're sending Korto and Nephthys after me? 😐

No, Neph is going to slay Raz and I shall ascend and become the Sith EmperorAdmin!