The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

kinda

He's in the news because of his involvement in the high profile break up of Tareq and Michaele Salahi.

........

i dont know who either of those people are

You shouldn't. They're reality TV stars who gained prominence by crashing a White House party in 2009 for foreign dignitaries.

Ok then.

bored now

Spoiler:
He sent the husband an email of his penis as a taunt. Ouch.

How funny would it have been if he sent an email back with his own penis and the words 'mines bigger'.

Nephthys
How funny would it have been if he sent an email back with his own penis and the words 'mines bigger'.

But what if it wasn't?

Plenty of dicks on the interwebs.

Neph
Plenty of dicks on the interwebs.

DS has nothing to do with this.

He is an has an extraordinarily enormous cock. Just use a picture of his.

Do you like it better than mine? :/

Its not the size that counts (luckily for you) it's what you do with it.

STOP IT!

i'm reliving the past and the memories burn

Originally posted by Turr_Phennir
STOP IT!

i'm reliving the past and the memories burn

No, I have the cream for that.

I don't have anti-memory burn cream, so it must be the memories.

Dream gonorrhea? Gonorrhea within gonorrhea.

RE: Blaxican
Dream gonorrhea? Gonorrhea within gonorrhea.

But wouldn't I have had to have dream sex for that to happen? mmm

Spoiler:
Why does my user name no longer have a place on your profile?

If you delve in to the gonorrhea far enough, you stuck in STD limbo. Eventually it'll kill you though, and you'll wake up to discover you had the AIDS all along.

How do you know such things?

Oh shit he does?!

I gotta go check something!