The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Just like a regular cat, this cat girl in a box arrives in desperate need of milk. Also like a regular cat she knows that the best place to find it is in a man's penis. I cannot tell you how many times my cat has started meowing and then just all of the sudden started sucking my dick. I am all like "what the heck, cat?" Then my cat is like "mmmmpphhh!" Then I am like "this feels so wrong" and then I try to push my cat away but I am feeble because it feels so good. Then my hot neighbor comes over and explains to my cat how to make the milk come out of my penis. Then I ****ing realize that someone sprayed my pillow with LSD and DMSO again and I'm just having another one of my nightmarish hell world hallucinations where the furniture turns into bears that take off their heads and reveal to me by talking in red smoke that trickle down economics are a lie created by the military industrial complex to keep the under class locked in place.

haermm

(This wasn't what I checked. I have AIDS)

W.T.F.

You guys need to read some of these they're hilarious.

Game Concept: Playing Brave Soul is best approximated by filling the vagina of a Real Doll with a broken wine bottle, inserting your penis, and humping yourself to death while pausing periodically to put cigarettes out on your corneas.

drylaugh

Neph. You. Are. Weird.

Originally posted by Nephthys
You guys need to read some of these they're hilarious.

Game Concept: Playing Brave Soul is best approximated by filling the vagina of a Real Doll with a broken wine bottle, inserting your penis, and humping yourself to death while pausing periodically to put cigarettes out on your corneas.

drylaugh

Originally posted by Nephthys
Just like a regular cat, this cat girl in a box arrives in desperate need of milk. Also like a regular cat she knows that the best place to find it is in a man's penis. I cannot tell you how many times my cat has started meowing and then just all of the sudden started sucking my dick. I am all like "what the heck, cat?" Then my cat is like "mmmmpphhh!" Then I am like "this feels so wrong" and then I try to push my cat away but I am feeble because it feels so good. Then my hot neighbor comes over and explains to my cat how to make the milk come out of my penis. Then I ****ing realize that someone sprayed my pillow with LSD and DMSO again and I'm just having another one of my nightmarish hell world hallucinations where the furniture turns into bears that take off their heads and reveal to me by talking in red smoke that trickle down economics are a lie created by the military industrial complex to keep the under class locked in place.

haermm

(This wasn't what I checked. I have AIDS)

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Dude, Mind Blown.

W00t Peter Dinklage!

Dinkleburg!!!

whats with all the my little pony stuff going on around here lately

I feel I should point out that I wasn't even directly connected.

Comcast Business Class rocks.

Originally posted by AthenasTrgrFngr
whats with all the my little pony stuff going on around here lately

Its a great show and the fanbase is very vocal about that. Plus theres a ton of great fan-stuff.

h8 that sho

its so bad i just hate it

Every time inimalist posts in a debate, I feel like I need to become a more educated person.

Originally posted by Lucius
Every time inimalist posts in a debate, I feel like I need to become a more educated person.

👆^infinity

Originally posted by Lucius
Every time inimalist posts in a debate, I feel like I need to become a more educated person.

Originally posted by Lucius
Every time inimalist posts in a debate, I feel like I need to become a more educated person.

I wonder how a person that likes Ayn Rand inspires your wish to become a more educated person. 😉