The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Started by Zampanó3,287 pages

Pick 1

Well given that the second picture is broken, I'll take door number one. January is pretty hawt.

No. 2. Hubba hubba!

Not broken for me.

(It's yvonne strahovski)

Sports guys, little help?

The recent announcement that Nebraska backup quarterback Cody Green has asked for a release from the team is not the end of the world for the 'huskers but it could make a difference going forward. Right now they have Taylor Martinez 6' 1" 205 lbs., as QB. He's rated at 138.8 percent and last year he only completed 59.2% of his passes making 116 of 196 for 10 TDs. He also threw 7 INTs and was sacked 26 times. The QB team as a whole is ranked 113th in passing, and this year, leading wide receiver Niles Paul is gone. But they still have Brandon Kinnie, 6' 3" 220 lbs, Kyler Reed, 6' 3" 230 lbs, and Mike McNeill, 6" 4" 235 lbs to do the catching. Rushing wise, Nebraska was rated 9th in the nation last season. But they have lost star running back Roy Helu, Jr., leaving QB Martinez as his own leading rusher. To be sure, however, they still have others who can run, like Sophmore RB Rex Burkhead, 5' 11" 210 lbs and an arsenal of backups to pound at the Cowboy D-line.
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138.8 percent of what?

i've followed sports my whole life... i have no idea. maybe a 138.8 QB rating?

I'll take Yvonne over January every day and twice on Sundays.

Dirndls increase Sexiness by +5, also +1 to Potential Bavarian-ness.

Originally posted by Zampanó
Not broken for me.

(It's yvonne strahovski)

Sports guys, little help?

138.8 percent of what?

It's the QB rating and that number could only be accurate prior to last year. With those numbers you listed, he wouldn't even be in the triple digits.

exactly that's what was weird about it.

Originally posted by Zampanó

Pick 1

My co-worker grew up next door to January Jones. She says JJ is a snobbish ***** of the highest degree.

Plus, no Aussie accent. There's no pros, just cons.

So yeah, I think it's safe to say that Rift Tamson is the Star Wars equvilent of Jaws.

I'm surprised the Prince didn't say "Smile you son of a...!"

Just saw Contagion. Great movie. I'm now typing this from my fortified zombie/pandemic proof bunker after spraying my keyboard down with bleach and hand sanitizer. I will miss physical contact, but alas, this movie trauamatized me.

SM
I will miss physical contact,

As long as your hand can reach your trousers, I'm sure you'll manage to maintain that which you're used to. uhuh

Originally posted by Turr_Phennir
As long as your hand can reach your trousers, I'm sure you'll manage to maintain that which you're used to. uhuh

How'd your mom get in my trousers?

SM
How'd your mom get in my trousers?

Against her will, I'm sure. ahuh

Haha, rape jokes.

boys.

Alright, DS. Just did a pacifist Deus Ex playthru and got Foxiest of Hounds. You may worship me now.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Alright, DS. Just did a pacifist Deus Ex playthru and got Foxiest of Hounds. You may worship me now.
Damn, I'm replaying as a mass murderer.

Spoiler:
Janus, if you could be a fly on the wall of my current MSN chat....