The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Started by Nephthys3,287 pages
Originally posted by ares834
What did he do now?
Originally posted by Turr_Phennir
Based on the context of the post, I'm going to assume that Neph was "fvcking dadudemon in the ass" and dadudemon, likely in the throes of passion, did not release Neph's [balls/nipples/balls&nipples].

He keeps 8ugging me a8out lolicon.

Whats his deal????????

Oh snap!

Originally posted by Dr McBeefington
Then in no particular order, it has to be the Assassins Creed series, the Deus Ex series, and the Thief series. Next would be COD: Black Ops and Wolfenstein 2009.

Wait, are you claiming that COD: Black Ops and Wolfenstein have "great stories"? Compared to what exactly?

Have you played VtM: Bloodlines, Bioshock or Mafia II? Hell, I'd argue Max Payne has better storylines than either of those.

So Journey's guitarist cheats on his wife in a well publicized affair. Douche move.

But based on the responses from middle aged women, you'd think he suddenly can't play the guitar at all or something.

What is it about women that makes them unable to keep things in perspective?

Originally posted by Turr_Phennir
So Journey's guitarist cheats on his wife in a well publicized affair. Douche move.

But based on the responses from middle aged women, you'd think he suddenly can't play the guitar at all or something.

What is it about women that makes them unable to keep things in perspective?

Women treat infidelity differently in America because of the Madonna/whore complex which all but dictates how they are perceived in public view. If it was a woman guitarist who cheated on her husband with an old flame and public fool/icon, then she'd be a ridiculous whore and no one would respect her, guitar skills or no.

But if a guy does it... lol, he rawks, who cares?

wut

They're recanting their Journey fandom in droves and declaring Schon to be a shitty guitarist. I'm like wtf?

People love to pull revisionism on someone's talent if they find out something questionable. Just look at Michael Jackson.

People thought Michael Jackson had talent?

Speaking from the perspective of someone who lives with a bitter single woman (mother), I can attest to the fact that women hold infidelity in all its forms on a level relatively close to eating babies alive and the holocaust.

The difference between men and women is that while women detest both men and women cheaters, guys generally just don't really care about cheating unless it has to with their own relationship or the relationship of someone they're close to. Like, I've never heard a guy call Tiger Woods a scumbag for cheating on his wife, on the other hand I don't know a single woman who doesn't take his infidelity seriously, almost personally.

Originally posted by Turr_Phennir
People thought Michael Jackson had talent?

MJ did have talent. A lot of it. And he was the biggest name in music for a long time. You're too young to remember it, I'm sure.

Speaking from the perspective of someone who lives with a bitter single woman (mother), I can attest to the fact that women hold infidelity in all its forms on a level relatively close to eating babies alive and the holocaust.

The difference between men and women is that while women detest both men and women cheaters, guys generally just don't really care about cheating unless it has to with their own relationship or the relationship of someone they're close to.

This is, IMO, accurate.

SM
MJ did have talent. A lot of it. And he was the biggest name in music for a long time. You're too young to remember it, I'm sure.

My post was sardonic. Thank you for completely missing it, douche. uhuh

Originally posted by Turr_Phennir
My post was sardonic. Thank you for completely missing it, douche. uhuh

I figured you were arguing from a position of ignorance like usual, sorry brah.

SM
I figured you were arguing from a position of ignorance

Why? I don't plan on impersonating you until October 31st, brohan. 131

Originally posted by Turr_Phennir
Why? I don't plan on impersonating you until October 31st, brohan. 131

You can't be me on Halloween. For one, it would involve being a paragon of logic and reason and that's just too much to ask of you. Second, you'd need to be augmented, and having Neph dilate your rectum doesn't count.

SM
You can't be me on Halloween.

The purpose of Halloween is to indulge in cheap horror theatrics and when I think of your ability to reason (or lack thereof, more accurately), I find nothing more horrifying.

SM
For one, it would involve being a paragon of logic and reason and that's just too much to ask of you.

Now that runs counterintuitive to the earlier remark, meaning this invalid. You need to go with the flow, not try to retcon my jab. Who do you think you are, Leland Chee? ahuh

SM
Second, you'd need to be augmented,

How much weight need I gain? Surely you don't sit in a computer chair that long. 131

SM
and having Neph dilate your rectum doesn't count.

well its fun

So the rumor is that the implication in Choices of One is that Thrawn is ultimately responsible for the Battle of Hoth, wut?

Originally posted by Turr_Phennir
The purpose of Halloween is to indulge in cheap horror theatrics and when I think of your ability to reason (or lack thereof, more accurately), I find nothing more horrifying.

It's hard to grasp reason, so I understand your fear. I'd try to help you discover it, but that's a lesson in futility bordering on trying to reconcile Israel and Palestine.

Now that runs counterintuitive to the earlier remark, meaning this invalid. You need to go with the flow, not try to retcon my jab. Who do you think you are, Leland Chee? ahuh

The other thing you could try to do is be straight for Halloween. That's scary for you, isn't it?

How much weight need I gain? Surely you don't sit in a computer chair that long. 131

I lol'd.

well its fun

Don't tell DS; he'll have to shoot you both.

SM
The other thing you could try to do is be straight for Halloween. That's scary for you, isn't it?

I am straight.

Spoiler:
I put my penis straight into other men. 131

Discuss the Thrawn rumor!

Originally posted by Turr_Phennir
I am straight.

Spoiler:
I put my penis straight into other men. 131

Discuss the Thrawn rumor!

I thought Thrawn was so smart he could examine an Indian necklace and conquer all of New Mexico using just a Ford Fiesta and a flintlock rifle.

But him masterminding Hoth? Really? How hard was that attack?

Species' art, not cultural art. If Thrawn saw an Indian necklace, not only could he conquer all of New MexicoIndia [seriously, what does an Indian necklace have to do with New Mexico? {The proper term is Native American, you insensitive prick}], he could conquer the entire world...

...As the flintlock sat on his antique gun rack collecting dust.

But moar importantly, why does he need to be involved in fvcking Hoth?