The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Started by Korto Vos3,287 pages

EDIT: This has nothing (I swear on Janus and Gideon as my masters that it's a coincidence) to do with the "smart person" conversation above, but:

FVCKING A!!!111 Just saw the score distribution for my statistics exam, and I got the top score in my class (there are a little more than thousand students). I don't know WTF I did to get that, but I'm unhealthily pumped at the moment.

You need to get laid. Nothing like getting some after vanquishing your foes. Intellectually.

I'm bouta sign out and take the night off. Chill with bros. Fvck hmwk.

Also it's Diwali!!! On top of my euphoria, I feel incredibly nationalistic at the moment. What a great day =)

Originally posted by Nephthys
You need to get laid. Nothing like getting some after vanquishing your foes. Intellectually.

This is sound advice for debaters and philosophers everywhere.

Also, Vos, you can't have two masters. You must strike down Gideon and become the Shadow Hand (which is Sith-speak for right-hand ***** servant).

Last night I wrote the first draft of a four thousand word research paper on evolutionary immunology in under five hours, and I am boss.

Spoiler:
It speaks poorly of me that I waited until last night to start writing because I've had had four weeks to do it, and this motivational demon needs to be quashed. Nai, Janus or other individuals who may have suffered and subsequently conquered dangerous procrastinative tendencies: what did you do?

They did drugs, obviously.

adderall?

Moose, ain't no way in hell that my disciple is capable of striking me down.

E., Nai is German and procrastination is antithetical to their society. He simply wasn't born with the capacity for it.

"When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the master."

Nah, I enjoying being the Disciple. Perhaps that should be my new moniker?

kV, teh Disciple...

Originally posted by Korto Vos
"When I left, I was but the learner. Now I am the master."

Nevertheless, I enjoying being the Disciple. Perhaps that should be my new moniker?

kV, teh Disciple...

Just skip the moniker and rename yourself 'Mical'.

I hate TV shows where the bad guys always lose every single friggin' fight.

Originally posted by Turr_Phennir
I hate TV shows where the bad guys always lose every single friggin' fight.
I assume you're talking about Captain Planet?

Mical's too pure. Reason why I like Vos, with the whole 'Grey Jedi' idea.

Besides, I have a half dozen names pending for Username change.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
I assume you're talking about Captain Planet?

You mean Pokemon, with Team Rocket blasting off again every episode?

Nikita, currently.

Originally posted by Korto Vos
Mical's too pure. Reason why I like Vos, with the whole 'Grey Jedi' idea.

Besides, I have a half dozen names pending for Username change.

At least if you pick Mical I can pretend that I completed the Disciple's sidequest for once. Never could finish that one.

Originally posted by Turr_Phennir
Nikita, currently.
That show's retarded.

It's all right. Percy's cool, Maggie Q is sexy.

I've never actually seen it. I just like to judge things out of ignorance. Makes me look cool.

Cool? Let's not get hasty.

You're right, I spoke in haste. It makes me look sublime.

Of course, I'm judging myself out of ignorance...