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Started by RE: Blaxican3,287 pages

I think you're a pretentious ****. Fight me bro.

Originally posted by Eminence
Spoiler:
... it definitely won't?

pretty much ignore all of Blax's advice, 'kay? Unless it's corroborated by DS, in which case kill us all.

You still owe me a 5 page report on the word "assumption", so you don't have time to get laid (not that you could).

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
I think you're a pretentious ****. Fight me bro.

Are you joking? You're fucking soft. I wouldn't waste my time.

I'd be careful if I were you blax, RH's favorite game with the men is grab ass.

Originally posted by Eminence
That's great, but it doesn't mitigate the value of the advice, particularly for someone who struggles cranking out more than two pages.

If you have problems with cranking out more than two pages of text, writing several drafts doesn't seem to be the best advice, neither is taking a lot of time, because you can't do much with it anyway. In fact, both advices can make it even harder for somebody with the problem in question. Note, that I wrote "can" there, because I don't believe that any kind of advice regarding that topic is universal. If you found a method in coming up with texts that works for you [which might include getting laid and / or drunk] - stick with it. If the "organize everything, write multiple drafts, take your time" method works for you, that's okay.

I was merely implying, that I've always perceived you as an individual that might belong to the group of people suffering from procrastination. And I know, that those people sometimes need the pressure generated by a lack of time in order to excel at what they do. I may be wrong, though.

But then, I don't even get, why people would actually study a subject that they can't crank out more than two pages about. Usually, one should have something to say / write about the field of "expertise" one has chosen, otherwise one might be wasting time with the wrong subject.

Just my 2 cents.

Well unfortunately there aren't any college courses on whether Sidious could defeat Bane (nope), otherwise you bet your ass we could write more than 2 pages.

Unfortunately I seem to be the type that needs the pressure. Maybe not to excel but to actually do anything to begin with. Damn the internet and its addictiveness.

It hurts a bit that my Creative Writing course turned out to be more of a Literature Study/Media Study/English History with some creative writing course.

Ok you've convinced me. I'm going to get a PhD and then become a university professor with a "Star Wars Versus" class. See you in 5 years.

Borbarad
If you have problems with cranking out more than two pages of text, writing several drafts doesn't seem to be the best advice, neither is taking a lot of time, because you can't do much with it anyway. In fact, both advices can make it even harder for somebody with the problem in question. Note, that I wrote "can" there, because I don't believe that any kind of advice regarding that topic is universal. If you found a method in coming up with texts that works for you [which might include getting laid and / or drunk] - stick with it. If the "organize everything, write multiple drafts, take your time" method works for you, that's okay.

[...] And I know, that those people sometimes need the pressure generated by a lack of time in order to excel at what they do. I may be wrong, though.

But then, I don't even get, why people would actually study a subject that they can't crank out more than two pages about. Usually, one should have something to say / write about the field of "expertise" one has chosen, otherwise one might be wasting time with the wrong subject.

Just my 2 cents.


I was talking about Blax:
Blax
You guys make me scared of College. I was never able to write a paper longer than two pages in High School.

B
I was merely implying, that I've always perceived you as an individual that might belong to the group of people suffering from procrastination.

I'm pretty sure I specifically asked here for relevant input earlier this year at the peak of my suffering, so this is not unexpected.

But as I've said before, I almost exclusively work in the last few hours (or minutes, for assignments of < 700 words) before work is due. This is manageable except when I have three 2000-4000 word assignments on disparate topics due within a span of eighteen hours. Work on a seventeen page research paper assigned five weeks before the due date should not commence the afternoon of the due date, particularly when two ~ eight page papers are due by noon the next day. Drafting/proofreading these things for maximum quality takes time, to say absolutely nothing of the actual research needing to get done.

I hear there's a shortage of burger flippers out there.

Then be sure to let them know you're interested.

Originally posted by Dr McBeefington
Ok you've convinced me. I'm going to get a PhD and then become a university professor with a "Star Wars Versus" class. See you in 5 years.

👆

Originally posted by Eminence
Then be sure to let them know you're interested.
I'm afraid that out of the two of us, I'd be the slightly overqualified one. Also, I'd eat all the burgers.

Because you're FAT!

HA!

I WAS a fat kid so I stay away from crap like that but If I were to work in those places, I'd get fat again and they'd run out of business.

hahahahahaha

fat republicans lmao

Spoiler:
i'm sure your fiance thinks you're very handsome

Originally posted by Zampanó
hahahahahaha

fat republicans lmao

Spoiler:
i'm sure your fiance thinks you're very handsome
Of course she does, I've been a gym eat for close to a decade. Homo

...a decade ago I was watching digimon religiously

Originally posted by Dr McBeefington
I'd be careful if I were you blax, RH's favorite game with the men is grab ass.
edit: is this a sign that all I have to do to get out of a fight is say that I'm gay? because, if anything that's the opposite of what I would have expected

No, that's all you have to do. Otherwise we would think you'd try to get us to roll around in the mud and take our innocence.

Talking about that...

Its an interesting issue imo.

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