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I love Tebow but he was awful yesterday. However, he wasn't the only reason they lost. I've been saying all season that the play calling for him is atrocious. Everybody knows he's just going to hand the ball for the run 90% of the time, and he's supposed to work magic on a 3rd and long. Also, his defense is just atrocious. They've been overrated all season just to take away from Tebow's accomplishments. It was a team failure yesterday but if you want to point to Tebow as the main culprit, think again.

Also, he wasn't going to beat the Patriots in New England. Nobody was expecting it.

I didn't even watch the game, tbh. I just like trolling you.

Was too busy partying in San Francisco. It was a hetero man's night, last night. <--- Unintentional rhyme.

edit- night and night don't rhyme.

San Francisco is for real (the team not the city full of homos). Their defense is the best in the game and their mediocre QB learned how not to turn the ball over. Then again, the Saints had 5 turnovers, relied too much on Brees (63 damn passes), and still barely lost.

I'm beyond impressed, but Alex Smith hasn't earned my trust yet. One phenomenal season doesn't make up for 6 years of being complete and utter shit.

Not looking for a repeat of their success this year, but if next season they show a similar level of competence I'd be willing to call the niners a generally solid team.

Not counting their defense. Their defense has been amazing for awhile now.

Heres a link to this guy. He makes some interesting points imo. I'm reading about his issues on Force Illusions atm. Fascinating stuff. That quote from the Dark Empire Sourcebook doesn't seem valid. I recall freaking Aleema Keto murdering people with Illusions. As well as Lumiya's technique in LotF.

Baltimore and San Francisco would be a badass superbowl. Brother vs brother. Two defense juggernauts with mediocre qbs .

i'm kinda pissed how brady always has that guy on his team that he just has to throw it up for... if manning had a guy like that, EVER, think what the difference could have been. really hoping brady has to play the ravens though, what was it, 6 brady TO's last time they played?

That's the exact reason Manning is maybe #5 in my top 5, maybe not. He's always had a great team, as evidenced by their 10-6 season when he tore his ACL. Put Manning on that team and they go 19-0. Manning should be MVP every year after the crap the Colts pulled this year.

did you mean to say brady is number 5 in your top 5?

W00t. Eli is the new Peyton. The giants are playing better than they were in 2007.

The Packers' lost...

Damn.

I bet on the giants. Eli is having a career year and the team is not only healthy but on fire. I want a giants patiots rematch where Eli wins again.

are you telling me romney is really the best man in america to run against obama? the republican party is a bit of a joke. any strong candidate would have done well against obama.

Originally posted by truejedi
are you telling me romney is really the best man in america to run against obama? the republican party is a bit of a joke. any strong candidate would have done well against obama.

Here's my vote.

Unfortunately the heavy hitters for the republican party won't be running until 2016.

i'd be all over some mitch daniels, that's for sure.

If democrats weren't inept at campaigning, we'd be talking about how hopeless it would be to go up against Obama. I mean, he got Osama. Do you know how precise his forces had to be, when the name was only one letter different? CRAZY

I always found the timing for Osama's death too convenient. Right when Obama was getting grilled by every side, he does this. Then Seal Team 6 dies.

Originally posted by Zampanó
If democrats weren't inept at campaigning, we'd be talking about how hopeless it would be to go up against Obama. I mean, he got Osama. Do you know how precise his forces had to be, when the name was only one letter different? CRAZY

Yeah, just a single typo could have perpetuated a regime change on the wrong side of the planet.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-secrets-making-reality-tv-they-dont-want-you-to-know/

One of the funniest articles I've read in a while.