The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

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Originally posted by Dr McBeefington
Have you seen the gay version called "The Cabin with the dudes"?

I'm pretty sure "Cabin in the Woods" is already gay enough that nobody is going to need a cheesy gay remake.

(Also I googled that and no luck 😬)

Originally posted by UltimateAnomaly
I want to see Prometheus.

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Originally posted by Padawan Obi-Wan
I only insult people BACk, which is the real difference between me and many of you. Not one person have I insulted that didn;t start it first. I have been nothing but cordial to people like Darth Power and Nephyths who haven't acted like jerks and buillies.,

Tough question.

We have:

Intelligence
Grammar
Punctuation
A brain

You have:

A GL obsession
An inferiority complex
Napoleon syndrome
A Fu Manchu

Originally posted by UltimateAnomaly
You have:

A GL obsession
An inferiority complex
Napoleon syndrome
A bucket on your head with
A Fu Manchu

Fixed.

Originally posted by Padawan Obi-Wan
And you is a poster child for stalking. Btw, don't kill me. Pleasde.

You have to be sentient to have rights.

Also, Prometheus sounds awesome.

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I need to find out where this guy lives so I can go and rape him and steal his phaser.

Is the phaser simply an excuse, Neph?

Whatever excuse works nowadays really.

Originally posted by Padawan Obi-Wan
I only insult people BACk, which is the real difference between me and many of you. Not one person have I insulted that didn;t start it first. I have been nothing but cordial to people like Darth Power and Nephyths who haven't acted like jerks and buillies.,
"What are you stupid? Blue is for Jedi Guardian, Green is for Consulate, and Yellow for Sentinel, and Red is for the Sith, Vrook Lamare tells you this in The Knights Of The Old Republic when you go to the Jedi Temple on Tatooine. You should have really played the game by now bro."

This is the first post u ever made here. How can u say u never insult anyone first. All u do is spew bs and insults, and people in every forum call u on it.

Now your just somebody that I used to know...

man, the glee version of that song is so much better than Gotye's original.

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No. Glee kills songs. Well, most songs. Gotye's version is far superior.

Originally posted by UltimateAnomaly
No. Glee kills songs. Well, most songs. Gotye's version is far superior.

I disagree, and here's why.

Gotye's voice is unpleasant; I cannot make out the words (at least in the first 45 seconds, which is as far as I've made it into the original version). He is not very fun to look at; watching the video of the song does not improve the musical experience in the least.

Matt Bomer, on the other hand, is as fine a specimen of humanity as the rules of etiquette allow me to link on a PG-13 board. I have literally watched him all day (White Collar is a lot of fun) and at one point he clips the word "rough" to sound like "ruff," which affords endless replay potential to the video.

Essentially, I will always choose Matt Bomer. That his competition in this case is a mumbling troll makes the decision that much easier.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Whatever excuse works nowadays really.

"He looked like he needed mouth-to-mouth."

If the cops ask, I didn't offer you that line.

Originally posted by UltimateAnomaly
No. Glee kills songs. Well, most songs. Gotye's version is far superior.
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Only Glee song I know of and like more than the original is Bon Jovi's It's My Life.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
"He looked like he needed mouth-to-mouth."

If the cops ask, I didn't offer you that line.

That works. I just need to convince them I breathe through my dick. mmm

I lol'd for real.

Glee is the epitome of stupidity. Luckily I'm not friends with anyone who actually watches that garbage. "Oh look lets make a show with an ongoing homosexuality issue!!" I sometimes wish either the Joker or Bane or some comic book supervillain takes them out in some badass way.

Oh god I would have sex with a woman if it meant that the Glee cast got taken out by Green Lantern or Mephisto or some shit.

Oh lord those are some strong feelings toward that show. I concur.

Originally posted by Dr McBeefington
Glee is the epitome of stupidity.
Jersey Shore gets a pass?