The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Originally posted by NemeBro
What is my accent? 😄

Her's.

Cheer up, Habib.
Now, explain how I test my internet connection.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Her's.

And mine?

Mel Gibson from Braveheart.

I lol'd.

Originally posted by Major Valerian
And mine?

Pick one here.

Originally posted by NemeBro
I'm not a chav. D:

Lies.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Pick one here.

What the ****.

Horrified at exposure to European culture are you?

Is that how you think we are? Because we don't wear nearly as much clothes as that.

aweshock

Neph, your boy is apparently going to be neo!Khan in the untitled Star Trek sequel.

I'm so proud to be a parent.

My boy will be a combination of mexican and irish culture.

In other words, I'm afraid of how much alcohol he'll consume throughout his life

His liver will be genetically superior. You needn't worry.

Originally posted by Major Valerian
My boy will be a combination of mexican and irish culture.

In other words, I'm afraid of how much alcohol he'll consume throughout his life

And both cultures under-appreciated in America too.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
And both cultures under-appreciated in America too.

OMG I'm gonna kill myself; that was my life goal whimper

Originally posted by crisis_ryitua
His liver will be genetically superior. You needn't worry.

True, true

Sorry we didn't invite you bro.