The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Yes, cower in terror before him, child. The conflicting stench of both tear and urine is but an aphrodisiac for my swelling loins.

Originally posted by Nephthys
I'm so sorry Nemebro-sama, please let me make it up to you with my armpits!

How long do you want it to be?

He's British so about the last time he brushed his teeth.

Weeks?

Originally posted by Nephthys
How long do you want it to be?

Ideally you rub bacon grease and cow manure on your pits every day as well.

Maybe wrap some sandpaper on it to prepare for the act.

Also: Do you mind if I bring a pry bar? I want to pull your teeth out with it.

Originally posted by crisis_ryitua
He's British so about the last time he brushed his teeth.

Weeks?

HEY! You insult me with that comment, too. Don't.

You're British?

I'm Irish. YOU DIDN'T KNOW?

Originally posted by Major Valerian
I'm Irish. YOU DIDN'T KNOW?

Sorry, I didn't see you blowing up a car or drunk, dude.

Preface next time?

This conversation is proving difficult to fap to.

Originally posted by NemeBro
The longer the better.

Ideally you rub bacon grease and cow manure on your pits every day as well.

Maybe wrap some sandpaper on it to prepare for the act.

Also: Do you mind if I bring a pry bar? I want to pull your teeth out with it.

Um, actually I think maybe I might need to, er, go... stuff.....

Originally posted by Zampanó
This conversation is proving difficult to fap to.

Pfft, you're just not trying hard enough.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Um, actually I think maybe I might need to, er, go... stuff.....

Daddy's coming to getcha.

Originally posted by Zampanó
This conversation is proving difficult to fap to.

You have to speak each poster's lines in a different accent.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Sorry, I didn't see you blowing up a car or drunk, dude.

Preface next time?

Nice stereo-typing. I don't feel insulted at all awesome

It's not sarcasm.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
You have to speak each poster's lines in a different accent.

He's a history major, so I trust his judgment.

Originally posted by Major Valerian
Nice stereo-typing. I don't feel insulted at all awesome

It's not sarcasm.

I couldn't work in a good joke involving the Rubberbandits.

Originally posted by NemeBro
What is my accent? 😄

Indian, of the tech support variety. Henceforth, you shall be known as Habib.

Originally posted by crisis_ryitua
Indian, of the tech support variety. Henceforth, you shall be known as Habib.