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Darth Ray Park Restricted

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
You don't have very good taste in movies, huh?

lol. Is that inr eference to Dark Knight or Prometheus?

Both movies are awesome man i dont know what youre talking about.

Stealth Moose Umbrella Elite

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
Have you not watched Game of Thrones yet? The fulk?

I don't sell blood diamonds on the side so I can't afford HBO (especially given that Steam sales clean out excess money along with school costs and gasoline. That's petrol for you foreigners). Ergo, I waited until it was on sale at Target and bought it recently.

I just bought an hp laptop, and it has all of those games that you've listed on it. So worry not, it's just some bloatware bs.

Shameful breaking the silence now, Blax. Neph almost had him wiping his hard drive because of the infamous HP Games Installer Virus, which has less of a digital footprint than I do.

Lord Lucien Lets all love Lain

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
I don't sell blood diamonds on the side so I can't afford HBO (especially given that Steam sales clean out excess money along with school costs and gasoline. That's petrol for you foreigners). Ergo, I waited until it was on sale at Target and bought it recently.

Petrol? Is that the stuff they use to make new books smell fresh? Why don't you just use da internEtz to download/stream shows?

Stealth Moose Umbrella Elite

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
Petrol? Is that the stuff they use to make new books smell fresh? Why don't you just use da internEtz to download/stream shows?

No, you're thinking of benzin.

Pwned That guy

So, has anybody noticed that when you cook food, it always tastes better? I noticed that with my lunch today. Either that, or I am a better cook than many people I know.

ares834 Senior Member

Yep, I find that food generally tastes better when cooked then raw.

Stealth Moose Umbrella Elite

Originally posted by Pwned
So, has anybody noticed that when you cook food, it always tastes better? I noticed that with my lunch today. Either that, or I am a better cook than many people I know.

They're cooking in your part of the world now? What next? Shoes?

Lord Lucien Lets all love Lain

Originally posted by Pwned
So, has anybody noticed that when you cook food, it always tastes better? I noticed that with my lunch today. Either that, or I am a better cook than many people I know.

I hope you're not planning on eating cooked steak now. Cows aren't meant to be eaten any other way than raw. Preferably still alive, if you can manage it.

Nephthys The Gr8est!!!!!!!!

I like to just press my face into their sides and start chewing personally.

Lord Lucien Lets all love Lain

I like to drain them of milk and start munching on the udders. Start off chewy.

RE: Blaxican #gottem

This conversation has gone somewhere terrible.

Anyway,, I posted a long lengthy review in the Prometheus thread n the movie section. Bask, damn you! Bask!

RE: Blaxican #gottem

Happy birthday Slash.

Cock-wrangler.

Nephthys The Gr8est!!!!!!!!

Happy Birthday Person Who Never Actually Comes Here Anymore.

I wub u.

Pwned That guy

AAAAND misleading win.

Anyways, I ment when you, personally, cook it, instead of somebody else.

Also Stealth, just where do you think I live? Or is the curse of writing not coveying sarcasm?

Zampanó The Blind Critic

Originally posted by Nephthys
I like to just press my face into their sides and start chewing personally.

I find that if you can unhinge your jaw and relax your throat, the chewing part is actually extraneous. (I'm good at relaxing my throat, if you know what I mean. 😉 )

Spoiler:
((I'm referring to oral sex))

Spoiler:
(((I'm also lying through my teeth right now.)))

((((

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
I just bought an hp laptop, and it has all of those games that you've listed on it. So worry not, it's just some bloatware bs.

Thanks dude!
I got freaked out by fuccking free realms. I don't need that shit.))))

Nephthys The Gr8est!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Zampanó
I find that if you can unhinge your jaw and relax your throat, the chewing part is actually extraneous. (I'm good at relaxing my throat, if you know what I mean. 😉 )
Spoiler:
((I'm referring to oral sex))

Spoiler:
(((I'm also lying through my teeth right now.)))

Thats not the only thing you're putting through your teeth.

Penises.

(or is it Penii?)

Zampanó The Blind Critic

Originally posted by Nephthys
Thats not the only thing you're putting through your teeth.
Penises.
(or is it Penii?)

actually, in my experience there is a lot of panic and a lot of thrashing around whenever teeth become involved. Teeth/tongue ring, teeth/scrotum, teeth/elbow, teeth/prostate, teeth/teeth, whatever your teeth are interacting with is either going to hurt or be hurt by your teeth.
😐

Lord Lucien Lets all love Lain

It's why I only date girls who don't brush and have dentures.

So... teenagers and the elderly.

Zampanó The Blind Critic

American dating patterns are discriminatory against the elderly. We need a law protecting old people and their right to get dates.

Stealth Moose Umbrella Elite

Originally posted by Pwned
AAAAND misleading win.
Anyways, I ment when you, personally, cook it, instead of somebody else.
Also Stealth, just where do you think I live? Or is the curse of writing not coveying sarcasm?

Always assume I'm being sarcastic. If I'm not, I'll act offended when you misinterpret it. So it's like lose-lose.

And with a name like Pwned, you clearly live in a First World country, probably AmerEuropeLand. No one in Third World countries has unfiltered internet access and is most likely truly pwned. Therefore, they don't advertise it.