The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Started by Stealth Moose3,287 pages
Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
gtfo
Originally posted by Stealth Moose

ouch my balls!

Are there any dialogue or storytelling cliches that irritate you guys?

Like, for example, I've always hated it when a fictional parent adds a "little" prefix to the name of their babies when referring to them. Like, a Mom who has a baby named Dillon referring to him as "little Dillon".

It's annoying because no one actually talks like that. I have never heard anyone seriously refer to their baby as "little _____". Parents just call their kids by their names, generally. I feel like when writers throw that into a dialogue section it's to symbolize that the characters are pure and innocent, similar to how making a character barefoot is supposed to symbolize their innocence or purity of heart (another writing mechanic I dislike).

If anyone's wondering where this is coming from, I'm struggling through the Nomi Sunrider saga (really struggling, it's terribly written), and Nomi Sunrider keeps referring to her daughter as "little Vima". It's irritating.

Well, there is Mary-Sue/Gary-Stu syndrome.

Yeah, but that's a given. No one likes a gary/mary stu.

There is also the whole, "Oh, I will not use my abilities because it would show up the rest of the character line" and they just seemingly "forget" that they are insanely powerful (Ala Luke Skywalker)

Originally posted by Pwned
There is also the whole, "Oh, I will not use my abilities because it would show up the rest of the character line" and they just seemingly "forget" that they are insanely powerful (Ala Luke Skywalker)

Also known as "I'm ****ing overpowered, but I choose to arbitrarily limit myself". Was rewatching The Immortals (best fight scenes evah btw) and annoyed by how Zeus, who has the foresight, ability, and wisdom to end all the shit without anyone being raped/murdered/tortured, chooses not to so "humans can use their free will, etc.".

Free will > a guaranteed good future with divine protection.

Am I living in a Christian myth here? Wtf, Zeus? Just ****ing nuke Hyperion, crunch the Epirus bow into ash (like you did anyways), and murder all the titans with that chain (because even though the Gods need special weapons to kill one another, if you're Zeus anything with mass is a deadly weapon). Then Thesius and the girl from Slumdog Millionaire can raise children and the people have a reason to have faith in you. Cuz you care.

Ahem. Rant over.

For the record Blax, no one I know uses prefixes like that. Unless your pet name is "Little Shit", that's entirely fictional. But I agree with Pwned. I can't stand arbitrarily denying good people defense because you might hurt their free will/Force chakra power/karma/nature ecosystem. To further this point into exhaustion, I will tell you a short story:

A MAN comes before GOD in heaven, to be judged. He bears the guilt of his crimes on his shoulders, and GOD stands radiant, looming above him. GOD recounts his numerous crimes, as many as there are names for them, and finally speaks.

GOD: MAN, you have come before me with crimes nearly uncountable. You have stolen, raped, murdered, cheated, and manipulated your fellow men and women. Held no oaths nor morals scared. Kept no virtue safe from sin, and darkened the earth with your evil ways. You are known in this world and the kingdom of heaven as truly dark and without hope of forgiveness. What do you have to say to this?

MAN: You sat there the whole time and did nothing, knowing full well that I'd do all those things.

GOD: ...

SATAN: Oh snap, *****!

The end.

Also, I slightly altered Pwned's point to rant about my own. HIJAX!

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YOU! The Farce is strong with this one......

Thank you for the outlet to rage about the flaw in what is otherwise a truly badass movie. After all, it's not often you get to see Albert Mondego brutally murder mooks with the ease of a chef carving a cake that also features ridiculous feats of speed that exceed that of even MGS characters.

My pet peeve would be characters who are annoyingly stoic in a fight. Like, they'll just icily glare at their opponent and then pwn them mid-sentence without saying a word. Its not cool, show a goddamn emotion you *******.

Still the best video of all time.

Yep. Rewatching it again. Like, third time now.

Originally posted by Nephthys
My pet peeve would be characters who are annoyingly stoic in a fight. Like, they'll just icily glare at their opponent and then pwn them mid-sentence without saying a word. Its not cool, show a goddamn emotion you *******.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Still the best video of all time.
Tara Strong also does the voice for the greatest cartoon white woman ever in history.

Originally posted by Nephthys
My pet peeve would be characters who are annoyingly stoic in a fight. Like, they'll just icily glare at their opponent and then pwn them mid-sentence without saying a word. Its not cool, show a goddamn emotion you *******.

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By the way, I just saw Prometheus, and I would definitely recommend it.

Excellent film, and an all-around good popcorn-flick. 😛

Originally posted by Battlemaster
By the way, I just saw Prometheus, and I would definitely recommend it.

Excellent film, and an all-around good popcorn-flick. 😛

Hoping to see it this weekend.

NO ONE SPOIL IT.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican

You watch Bleach... Gross.

A Star Wars fan is not entitled to an opinion on such things. Be gone, heretic!