The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

That two-timing hussie!

Originally posted by Nephthys
Yeah, only much smarter imo. It's freaking genius how the characters manipulate the games to win. Plus Akiyama is a total pimp.

I take this back. The real PIMP is Nao. Freaking bamf.

Originally posted by Zampanó
Categorically false.

Nuh huh.

http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=ashton+kutcher+model&um=1&hl=en&biw=1920&bih=934&tbm=isch&tbnid=VPLLv-65WB8o6M:&imgrefurl=http://celeb-world-pics.blogspot.com/&docid=mzBjt_eCBR4LGM&imgurl=http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-S7_irv8rItY/Tgu7MrtVyUI/AAAAAAAAABY/CY9pmoyzBeU/s1600/ashton_kutcher.jpg&w=500&h=375&ei=ZgnlT6LiNJK00QWx1pmQCQ&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=287&sig=105786257944092491168&page=1&tbnh=119&tbnw=170&start=0&ndsp=63&ved=1t:429,r:7,s:0,i:118&tx=102&ty=21

http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=robert+pattinson&um=1&hl=en&sa=N&biw=1920&bih=934&tbm=isch&tbnid=6NPRPZTZeRzVKM:&imgrefurl=http://www.robertpattinsonzone.com/page/20/&docid=3w5sYktqlEVtQM&imgurl=http://www.robertpattinsonzone.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Robert-Pattinson-Pictures-13.jpg&w=500&h=365&ei=AgrlT5m_OYqp0AXv1oz-CA&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=646&vpy=308&dur=3640&hovh=192&hovw=263&tx=179&ty=83&sig=105786257944092491168&page=1&tbnh=112&tbnw=153&start=0&ndsp=67&ved=1t:429,r:19,s:0,i:196

😎

Second guy isn't all that great.

Pattinson is really ugly imo. I don't understand the appeal at all.

Now Liam Neeson, I would ****.

You could say, I'd let myself be Taken by him!

haermm

He is aging badly imo. I think he was in his prime in the Harry Potter films. But if you see him in interviews Robert's actually a really cool dude as well. Now Taylor Lautner on the other hand, I don't really see the big deal is. I think he looks kind of like an alien lol.

The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Fastforward a thousand pages later...

SW and anime discussion has fallen to the wayside to discuss male attractiveness. Where so ever did we go wrong?

Finding Ashton Kutcher and Robert Pattinson incredibly attractive doesn't make one gay. It just means they have good taste.

Keep telling yourself that. 😉

Originally posted by Darth Ray Park
Finding Ashton Kutcher and Robert Pattinson incredibly attractive doesn't make one gay. It just means they have good taste.

A douchebag and a guy that twinkles in sunlight?

Sure.

Please. Any straight man can have at least 3 man crushes and still call themselves a straight man. I'm actually owed a third.

It's me, right? 😉

Ashty is no douchebag.

Originally posted by Darth Ray Park
Please. Any straight man can have at least 3 man crushes and still call themselves a straight man. I'm actually owed a third.

Kutcher and Patterson though? Really?

Kutcher looks like vinegar and water were put in a blender with pure ******* and a dash of stupid, while Patterson, who to give fair credit seems not douchey at all outside of his movie role, is a fangirl's object of affection.

I thought only women liked assholes and effeminate men. Hm.

Originally posted by Nephthys
It's me, right? 😉

The guy in the sig is might fine.

Actually I think I already have a third, though does it count if it's not real?

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Kutcher and Patterson though? Really?

Kutcher looks like vinegar and water were put in a blender with pure ******* and a dash of stupid, while Patterson, who to give fair credit seems not douchey at all outside of his movie role, is a fangirl's object of affection.

I thought only women liked assholes and effeminate men. Hm.

Perhaps you will reconsider your opinion after seeing this picture:

Dude has better hair than 99% of all women.

Originally posted by Darth Ray Park
Perhaps you will reconsider your opinion after seeing this picture:

Dude has better hair than 99% of all women.

Actually, no.

Perhaps we should get Battlemaster and NemeBro up in here seeing as they are the only two people who post here who can be said to be exclusively attracted to males.

Originally posted by Darth Ray Park
Perhaps we should get Battlemaster and NemeBro up in here seeing as they are the only two people who post here who can be said to be exclusively attracted to males.

Kutcher is still a douchebag.

A douchebag with incredible hair and skin and a million dollar smile. 🤓

Are you sure you're not gay?

It's cool, we can bum if so.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
According to Bubba from Cell Block D, yes.