The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Started by Stealth Moose3,287 pages
Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
You told me your name was Janus. You lied to me, Bubba.

You're confused. For one, this cable net is too fast for prison. Two, no. Three, Bubba is a southern name. I'm as northern as like, snow.

I won't be caught in your web of lies again, Bubba.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
I won't be caught in your web of lies again, Bubba.

Delusion is sad.

only two people who post here who can be said to be exclusively attracted to males.

um... o.0

"You think Ashton Kutcher is the most attractive anything?"

"No."

Link fail.

Fixed, you inconsiderate sow.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Delusion is sad.
Personal experience? I'd say I know that feel bro, but I don't.

I'll feel you, bro.

Spoiler:
...ladies
😉

Originally posted by Darth Ray Park
Perhaps we should get Battlemaster and NemeBro up in here seeing as they are the only two people who post here who can be said to be exclusively attracted to males.
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The weird thing is that Zampano is actually gay, whereas me, a bisexual man, am attracted to both men and women... Yet you say I can be said to be exclusively attracted to males?

... Are you under the impression I am a female, and you've been hitting on me all this time?

Anyway, as for attractive men... Now, kind of a weird example, but I find Christopher Lee, even now, at his age, to be very attractive. It might be the voice. It melts away all of my manliness and makes me a swooning fangirl... Sigh.

Also, Leslie Nielson (May he rest in peace) was a very good-looking man in his youth.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:ForbiddenPlanet1.jpg

Wikipedia did not fail me!

Also, for other guys I find attractive that I am too lazy to find pictures for, Christopher Eccleston, Anthony Stewart Head (Stfu I do not have an old guy fetish)... Tired, all that comes to mind at the moment.

Also, Pattinson, while unapproachable as Eddy, is by no means an ugly man, as Cedric I found him quite attractive for example. Albeit, no matter how much he hates being Ed, mother****er needs to shower, *******.

People assume you're gay because you never display your attraction to women on the net.

Considering the fact that the only woman we have is Battlemaster, it is better to be gay.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
People assume you're gay because you never display your attraction to women on the net.
Hey now, that's not true.

Dickface.

Y'all are a bunch of queers and retards.

Originally posted by Arhael
Considering the fact that the only woman we have is Battlemaster, it is better to be gay.

lol 😂

This song is associated for me with Jacen during the time of his doubts and trials that ultimately led him to darkside. Also, the singer is Anakin's lookalike.
YouTube video

Oh no Jag!
-Ascension, pg 174

(jk) it turns out he was bluffing

Did Jaina dump him?

No.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Did Jaina dump him?

No, one of his moffs pretended to shoot him. They leave you in the lurch for at least a chapter and a half. So I thought Jaina was going to be sad. (But then it turns out she doesn't have to be sad yet.)

Also, she had dumped him and taken him back in Allies.

I hate that sub-plot.