The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

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Ah noticed you edited it with a different picture lol.

Originally posted by Darth Ray Park
That was probably worst picture of Lauren you could find lol.

http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=lauren+conrad&um=1&hl=en&biw=1920&bih=934&tbm=isch&tbnid=eA6fA2aoyrxKGM:&imgrefurl=http://www.lauren-conrad.net/&docid=d7k-g8rfwHpCnM&imgurl=http://www.lauren-conrad.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/lc_inter.jpeg&w=300&h=400&ei=XvjkT7SdHojA0QW5jMmACQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=484&vpy=144&dur=719&hovh=259&hovw=194&tx=129&ty=149&sig=105786257944092491168&page=1&tbnh=117&tbnw=87&start=0&ndsp=72&ved=1t:429,r:3,s:0,i:145

Lauren is much cuter whereas Kim is more slutty looking imo...

I edited.

I don't really see how Kim looks "slutty", unless you think having a big ass and a large bust makes you "slutty".

Originally posted by Nephthys
Show them without the make up and off the runway and you'll see their true beauty.
I always thought that was a wierd thing to see. Almost all women look like shit when they first get up in the morning. No real point in comparing.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Show them without the make up and off the runway and you'll see their true beauty.

That's why I think Lauren Conrad's much hotter she doesn't actually wear all that much makeup and is naturally hotter whereas without makeup Kim is kind of trashy looking lol.

Outside of super creepy stalker pics, I doubt those images exist. I just mean how they are casually. As if they were just going to college or something. How they look naturally.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican

Uh... I'm gonna have to disagree.

Eh... I'd still do either. Probably get STD's in the process but that's the price you pay. 😉

Who do you people think is the hottest woman of all time?

Rebecca Linares.

Or Helen of Troy. Its one of those two.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Rebecca Linares.

lol

It's weird but I have yet to find a porn star I find even remotely pretty... like literally everyone I've seen I've found kinda ugly. I mean, Jenna Jameson is considered one of the best of all time, and she is at best mildly good looking imo...

My vote:

Originally posted by Darth Ray Park
Who do you people think is the hottest woman of all time?
Casey Anthony.

Originally posted by Darth Ray Park
lol

It's weird but I have yet to find a porn star I find even remotely pretty... like literally everyone I've seen I've found kinda ugly. I mean, Jenna Jameson is considered one of the best of all time, and she is at best mildly good looking imo...

Maybe you're gay.

But I don't find the male ones like, that attractive either. So I don't think it's a gender thing.

Hmm, maybe you're a pedo?

Ok, joking aside, most pornstars are pretty, well, fake looking. Maybe you need to watch some amateur stuff.

To be honest pretty much anybody who's pretty enough to become a model is definitely not going to choose to become a pornstar so you wouldn't really expect the best. It's the same with strippers. Soft core pornstars and glamour models are kind of the middle ground, but the best of the best are fashion/supermodels or the hottest actresses.

Pamela Tiffin is queen of the hotties!

Originally posted by Zampanó

That is one fine looking male specimen.

Best looking male is probably Ashton Kutcher, or maybe Robert Pattinson lol.

Best looking male is probably Ashton Kutcher, or maybe Robert Pattinson lol.

Categorically false.

Originally posted by Zampanó
(Told you I'd been reading it.)

I've got a new thread idea: Plo Koon vs. Marka Ragnos. Janus, where does you allegiance lie?

Plo Koon can freeze any moving body of water, so theoretically, he could cause the cells in anyone's body to freeze solid, resulting in instant death. However, Marka Ragnos can always come back to haunt Plo Koon and make him bow to give him the kiss of peace.

Tie, really.

I'm the best looking man.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
I'm the best looking man.

According to Bubba from Cell Block D, yes.