The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Started by The_Tempest3,287 pages

Edward Cullen was from Twilight, not Buffy.

I know.

uhuh

I cba to post .gifs. 😬

Meaning you looked, 8ut couldn't find anything witty.

It's ok, it happens to the 8est of us sometimes. *pats head*

No, I found a few, I just don't know how to post them. facepalm

Ahahahahahahahaha!

But that's ok, because my peerless wit enables me to unleash a ferocious hell upon my foes without need of motion pictures. uhuh

But I am learning to use Paint.NET. Perhaps I will soon post pretty pictures, yes? excellent

Originally posted by The_Tempest
no

Angel is better than Dexter in every conceivable way: taller, stronger, faster, smarter, nicer, meaner, a better killer, etc.

And I have it on good authority that David Boreanaz is more attractive than Michael C. Hall. But, to be fair, we shall ask my friend and yours, the great Zampano, to judge.

Zamp, what say you?


Truth. Dexter is simply not attractive:

Sorry Neph.

What about Angel-Boreanaz vs. Bones-Boreanaz. My sister says he's only gotten hotter, which is a rather bizarre thing to say IMHO.

No, she's right. REASONS: 1. fashions change and watching things from the late 80s/early 90s is reminiscent of foreign cinema. 2. He actually got more buff, somehow. 3. Vampires are ghey.

Edit: incidentally, I know a girl who partied with him this summer.

Hmm. Well, we simply disagree on which Boreanaz is more appealing, but that's ok.

More importantly, you need to exploit this thread between you and Boreanaz. Use the girl to lead you to him. Seduce him, lead him astray from his wife, and gain lots of moneys.

Originally posted by Zampanó
2. He actually got more buff, somehow.

Well as Angel I never really found him buff. I had no idea he was even meant to be buff until multiple characters let me know this. I was like,"... That's buff?"

But then my standards for what counts as "buff" may be a tad higher than most.

Also **** Dexter, Angel>>>

For anyone who hasn't seen the new CW episode yet, it seems to be on youtube:

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Please do not link to copyrighted material, thanks.

Ahhh. My Bad!

We actually got Lucasfilm lawyered on that once, a few years back.

Ooohhh! Oops! Well it's one way to get in touch with Lucasfilm. But probably not the best way!

http://ukitakumuki.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d4mzdaf

That is the Star Wars I want.