The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Started by The_Tempest3,287 pages

3/4ths? lol
We are not so liberal. 3/5ths, thank you very much.

But I was referring more to how you are a generally despicable individual on every feasible level.

Originally posted by Tzeentch._
This is 2012. That whole "blacks are 3/4ths of a person" thing got repealed like 60 years ago.

Here anyway. Dunno about Kentucky.

The Mexican in you seriously damages your person credentials.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Angelus: Gets his shit pushed in by Buffy in single combat once she gets over her angst over her bf being a monster, and mid-season no less.

wutlolno

Angelus beat Buffy's ass as consistently and methodically as Tzeentch's ancestors hammered the drums to determine who among them would hunt the gazelle that lazed in the vast fields of charming Africa.

The Master killed Buffy due to hypnosis and was pwned like a b1tch in their rematch.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Master: Kills Buffy in single combat in their first fight, and in Wishverse effortlessly curbstomps her after Angel has already been killed.

no u

Originally posted by NemeBro
Present it you limp-wristed pussy.

As soon as your mother lowers her jaw and returns it, son.

Originally posted by NemeBro
So is your mother.

Well yeah.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Lick mah ballz.

Only if by lick you mean... not lick?

Originally posted by The_Tempest
3/4ths? lol
We are not so liberal. 3/5ths, thank you very much.

But I was referring more to how you are a generally despicable individual on every feasible level.

Huh. I assumed you were referring to my inhumanly large phallus.

Originally posted by Tzeentch._
Huh. I assumed you were referring to my inhumanly large phallus.
If it's so big, you must have covered it in tattoos, right? That'd be awesome.

Originally posted by The_Tempest

Angelus beat Buffy's ass as consistently and methodically as Tzeentch's ancestors hammered the drums to determine who among them would hunt the gazelle that lazed in the vast fields of charming Africa.

When did that happen? I don't remember Angelus ever beating Buffy.

Originally posted by The_Tempest
The Master killed Buffy due to hypnosis and was pwned like a b1tch in their rematch.

But he also pwned her in the alternate reality without hypnosis.

Also I believe the main reason Angel/Angelus is a particularly tough Vampire is because he has the Master's blood in him.

The Master sired Darla, who sired Angelus who sired Drusilla who sired Spike.

I don't think it's coincidental they are all amongst the strongest vampires.

Originally posted by Tzeentch._
Huh. I assumed you were referring to my inhumanly large phallus.

3/5ths of a mile?

Originally posted by The_Tempest
3/5ths of a mile?

The power of his phallus is not its length, but how quickly it can extend!!1

Zamp with the surprise win.

Disappointed by the lack of people mentioning Wesley. He had the best character arc in any Whedon series.

Who?

This guy.

Pretty much bad ass incarnate.

Angel is ghey.

Originally posted by The_Tempest
wutlolno

Angelus beat Buffy's ass as consistently and methodically as Tzeentch's ancestors hammered the drums to determine who among them would hunt the gazelle that lazed in the vast fields of charming Africa.

No.

Buffy kicked the shit out of Angelus in the rain and could have killed him there, but couldn't go through with it.

The Master killed Buffy due to hypnosis and was pwned like a b1tch in their rematch.

He did much better than Buffy did.

And has killed her.

So ha.

no u

Eat my ass.

As soon as your mother lowers her jaw and returns it, son.

I'll lower your father's jaw and shove my nuts in it mother****er.

Well yeah.

Shut up.

Only if by lick you mean... not lick?

I will also allow you to nuzzle them sensually.

Originally posted by ares834
Disappointed by the lack of people mentioning Wesley. He had the best character arc in any Whedon series.

I f***ing hate that guy for replacing Doyle!

Originally posted by ares834
This guy.

Pretty much bad ass incarnate.

no

But in terms of character development, yes by far.

Originally posted by NemeBro
No.

In the words of your mother, yes, oh God, yes!

Originally posted by NemeBro
Buffy kicked the shit out of Angelus in the rain and could have killed him there, but couldn't go through with it.

Angelus beat the shit out of her first and could have killed her had he not wasted time with taunts. Just like in "Becoming, Part 2" when he had her on her knees, defeated lips quivering in front of his long, thick weapon with which he intended to impale her.

Or all the times he snuck into her house at night and fondled her in her sleep.

Originally posted by NemeBro
He did much better than Buffy did.

And has killed her.

So ha.

No, the water killed her, foo'. And the Master's handiwork was undone by Xander, which automatically qualifies him for punk status.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Eat my ass.

I do believe the swarm of bacteria, courtesy of the horde of men who have (at various points) taken up residency there, has already seen to that.

Originally posted by NemeBro
I'll lower your father's jaw and shove my nuts in it mother****er.

Whoa, whoa, wait a sec. It's ok to take jabs at my mother, but my father? Not cool, at least with my mother, we were only talking about a woman. 😬

Originally posted by NemeBro
Shut up.

Make me, b1tch.

Originally posted by NemeBro
I will also allow you to nuzzle them sensually.

If by nuzzle them sensually you really mean laugh at their insignificant size and lack of airtime, then sure.

Just finished the rest of the Tales of the Jedi-

The main threat through most of it really was Ulic, not Exar. Exar struck some hard blows against the Jedi, but Ulic did much more damage to the Republic alongside the Krath.

Sith Spirits apparently exist to stop fights and declare sith should work together in this series (and, despite Ulic being Exar's 'apprentice,' they only loosely work together).

The mandalorians didn't add too much to the plot, and it was preeeetty convenient they showed up to challenge Ulic. I'd have reversed it, and had Ulic go after them.

The whole supernovae thing really was all about the ships more than the user, if Aleena, a largely self-taught Krath who wasn't a particularly uber force user, could do it.

A lot of turning is based on objects, like sith poison or breaking the sith holocron... though, admittedly, Ulic was already getting into a tricky position pre-poison, and the Jedi following Exar were gullible, so it mostly just sped stuff up.

It also strikes me that for as much as Exar and Ulic were *the* big ancient Sith for many years in the EU, and they were the first classic master-apprentice pair... they have, like, no legacy. They left no holocrons. Even as a spirit, Exar Kun only affected one, Kyp Durron. While famous, the main legacy of the sith went far more Ragnos-to-Vitiate-to-Revan, and then copying, with Exar and Ulic being something of a dead end.

It is kinda too bad they stopped when they did, though. I'd have liked to see more Nomi and Vima. The Ulic training Vima story was really nice.

oh god the feels. #Doctor Who

Concerning this season of The Clone Wars:

Spoiler:
Is Maul's fate as of the end of this arc to be left ambiguous until further on or does someone have eyes on another forthcoming and relevant literary source?