The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Started by The_Tempest3,287 pages
Originally posted by Nephthys
You watch shitty ghey vampire shows

I'm American, you're British. By default, your interests, behavior, cultural trends, etc. and so forth are far more homosexual than any of mine.

Originally posted by Nephthys
and have read the Twilight books.

What can I say? I'm open minded, unlike some people. uhuh

Originally posted by Nephthys
You got no right to talk about lame fads bro!

Uh, yeah I do, sis. excellent

Originally posted by The_Tempest
I'm American, you're British. By default, your interests, behavior, cultural trends, etc. and so forth are far more homosexual than any of mine.

What can I say? I'm open minded, unlike some people. uhuh

Uh, yeah I do, sis. excellent

Homestuck is American douchedick. estahuh

So openminded you refuse to have anything to do with a foxy-ass fandom like Homestuck? Your hypocrisy is as black as your avatar.

Nu-uh kid.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Homestuck is American douchedick. estahuh

False, sir. Nothing that feminine could have its origins in the United States.

Originally posted by Nephthys
So openminded you refuse to have anything to do with a foxy-ass fandom like Homestuck?

Who says to be open minded you have to surrender all sense of taste?

Originally posted by Nephthys
Your hypocrisy is as black as your avatar.

There's green in my avatar, too. Appropriate, given the absurd degree of jealousy you feel regarding me and my awesomeness.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Nu-uh kid.

Please, you never tell kids no. uhuh

Originally posted by The_Tempest
False, sir. Nothing that feminine could have its origins in the United States.

Who says to be open minded you have to surrender all sense of taste?

There's green in my avatar, too. Appropriate, given the absurd degree of jealousy you feel regarding me and my awesomeness.

Please, you never tell kids no. uhuh

Feminine?

LOOK AT ALL THAT MUSCULAR HORSEWANG IDIOTBRO! LOOK AT IT AND KNOW YOUR WRONG!

That is an actual Homestuck panel with an actual Homestuck character. And guess what? That character made me cry at one point. Thats how awesome Homestucks writing is. Look at how terrible he is and marvel at my ability to give a shit about that perverted fvck!

You fvcked me didn't you?

The only thing green I see is your crocodile tears. Admit it, you crave the Homestuck.

Proving that I am far more open-minded than you. excellent

Dude, ignore the borderline lame stuff above. Homestuck is a valid use of one's time:

YouTube video
(Homestuck is the Ulysses of the Internet)

Yo face is borderline whack!

Homestuck can be pretty tough to get through at points when the random nonsense gets too out of control, but yes it is entirely worth it in the end. The complexity of it isn't really an issue as well, its more positive in that it makes you go 'Wow, cool!' or encourages fanspeculation.

Homestck is gay as ****ing hell.

Do something manly with your time, like, I dunno, fap to My Little Pony.

What would you know about gay, you bisexual poser!

That hurts. 🙁

You mess with the Homestuck, you get the horns.

(get it, cuz the trolls have horns? hehehe)

ICP are president in Homestuck.

And Guy Fieri is the Anti-Christ.

You're stupid and fat.

Not even cutely chubby anymore, just fat and gross.

Oh snap!

Please have mercy on me Nemebro-sama. I'm just an innocent catgirl with an ass that just won't quit!

You being a guy makes me so angry.

Well you're just going to have to...

Deal with it.

Plus you're bi anyway so who cares about gender. You should be wanking over me irregardless to my gargantuan beef whistle.

Your useage of "irregardless" in a sentence has ruined any chance of that.

For now. But now that I've brought it up you know you can't get my cum gun out of your mind.

I demand a PM featuring said gargantuan beef whistle.

Failure to comply only proves that it is microscopic in stature.

Done. Gaze at my poinswatter and tremble with womanly lust!