The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

I think the same thing has happened with regard to the Noble kids. People don't want to be spending so much time with characters they don't care too much about when they could be spending it with the awesome characters they already know. I've seen a lot of bitching about them lately. Apart from Roxy. Everyone ****ing loves Roxy. I myself am eagerly awaiting when John and co come back into the spotlight.

Personally though I enjoyed Alterniabent and beyond a lot more than the previous acts because there was a lot less faffing around with sylladex bullshit and was more of an actual adventure story with a plot and conflict. Plus the trolls were so interesting and had ~Vriska~. 😍

Man, forget john. He was lame even after reaching God Tier. What I want to see is a god-tier-Kankri : D

John is my favorite character. :I

Dude is just so cool, funny, nice and goddam heroic.

Though lol @ god-tier Kankri. Conjuring literal walls of text to crush everyone. Such a douche.

Writer's block is such a cold b1tch. Blax, that prose might be terrible but at least dude has put proverbial pen to paper.

Masturbate. That usually gets my juices flowing.

Sometimes they're even creative.

It's perfectionism, really. Struggling to master brevity without sacrificing description.

Just came back from watching Argo. Fantastic film, I must say. It certainly deserves its Best Film nomination.

Thoughts on the film, from those of you who have seen it?

Originally posted by Tzeentch._
So, I'm currently fighting someone on a PvP roleplay site. This is my opponent's latest post:

Basically the worst prose I have ever seen.

"Speaking of hair, the man had dreadlocks descending down to his cuddle his shoulders tenderly."

"his bulk. This was not too much for Haretsu to handle"

"vehement river gushing briskly underneath the two"

"Since the man was assertive that he would castrate Haretsu’s donkey"

I think he wants you Blax.

Yeah, what was it that Hemingway once said? Something about thinking big feelings come from big words?

That seems to be this guy's problem, his writing is a task to read and flows about as well as feces trying to escape a plugged anus.

I propose a debate between Eminence and Zampano, once the latter has been thoroughly crushed by my Indian manservant.

The_Tempest
I propose a debate between Eminence and Zampano, once the latter has been thoroughly crushed by my Indian manservant.

What is the abyss? Typically, I have only seen that in reference to the gaping maw that is Nephthys's bumhole.

it is a place where reading comprehension (either everyone else's or mine; in this moment of weakness I'm beginning to suspect the latter) goes to die.

although I suppose the two are not necessarily distinct. neph's bumhole and the abyss, that is.

Your reading comprehension is fine. When in doubt, consider the source.

Also, recent postings in this thread by certain individuals currently (as in: at this particular moment) held in frustrated disrepute my yours truly make me wonder why I even bother.

Well I know you're not talking about moi.

You were instrumental in the unveiling of that which I find most frustratingly disreputable.

You were instrumental in the unveiling of my uses as an instrument.

oh okay.

Spoiler:
I was talking about Nai btw. (nai I luv you [conditionally, and tenuously atm])

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