The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Started by -kV-3,287 pages
Originally posted by The_Tempest
I propose a debate between Eminence and Zampano, once the latter has been thoroughly crushed by my Indian manservant.

Did I just hear you call me your "manservant"?

I was planning on writing my response today (I trashed my old response because it was more of a line-by-line takedown, rather than something that proves Kenobi better), but then my friend introduced me to League of Legends, and I started playing a lot today...

.....aaaannnddd here I go to play another round!

Originally posted by -kV-
Did I just hear you call me your "manservant"?

I was planning on writing my response today (I trashed my old response because it was more of a line-by-line takedown, rather than something that proves Kenobi better), but then my friend introduced me to League of Legends, and I started playing a lot today...

Welp, I hope you enjoyed being a college student while it lasted; you're now a college shut-in. LoL is a noxious time-sink that has no business being installed during the semester. 🙁

Originally posted by Eminence
Spoiler:
I was talking about Nai btw. (nai I luv you [conditionally, and tenuously atm])
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Spoiler:
Stop crying, start replying. #Usertitle. #Denny Crane.

@The_Tempest:
Encountered some huge pile of work over the weekend. PM should arive...soon.

You three are so cute.

In a gay, shamelessly homoerotic kind of way.

It's not my fault people want my junk, brah uhuh

Your junk dresses provocatively.

What's your point? That means it had it coming? It deserved what it got, is that right? It was asking for it?

Originally posted by The_Tempest
What's your point? That means it had it coming? It deserved what it got, is that right? It was asking for it?
Well it does tend to wink a lot.

Originally posted by The_Tempest
What's your point? That means it had it coming? It deserved what it got, is that right? It was asking for it?

If the shoe fits.

Right now I'd like to beat writer's block to death with that shoe.

I've had a PM from Legend. Suffice to say that he will not likely be coming back, but that the nature of the PM is such that I'm not going to accept any insults his way about it.

He needs to cast away his victim-mentality.

Originally posted by Nephthys
I've had a PM from Legend. Suffice to say that he will not likely be coming back, but that the nature of the PM is such that I'm not going to accept any insults his way about it.
If he's not coming back, can you post for us?

His dad died.

I'm very sorry to hear that. Anything said online is gonna sound really empty, but I hope he can lean on family or friends for help. Death is worse than brownies with nuts in them. (!)

LeGenD, if you're reading this: my genuine condolences for your loss. Can't imagine life without my father.

Originally posted by Zampanó
Death is worse than brownies with nuts in them. (!)

Let's not get thasty.

I'm sorry to hear that Legend. All the best to you and your family through this hard time pal.

Ah man, that really sucks to hear. Likewise with what Zampano said, but best wishes to Legend and his family.

I bet you guys all feel like total assholes for being so mean to him and openly loathing him all the time.

Man, what a bunch of ***** you all are.