The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

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Originally posted by allfg
Master Chief takes this. He has no presence in the force, and thus cannot be sensed with the force, or directly affected with the force. His bullets move much quicker than blasters do in the SW movies, and I'm not sure whether Yoda would be able to block some heavy machine gun fire for too long.
Lets just say yoda flings him around with TK end of story

Is it really that case, that anyone outside of the star wars universe is not sensable nor affected by the force? The Vong aren't abscent from the force, they are just on another level of it, not the same thing as being totally away from it. Would MC really be the same case as the Vong?

And Yoda can stop bullets in the air with the force, and draw in the guns. I don't see MC as to much of a challenge.

Me and a friend also had a discussion, it was who would win between Obi-Wan and Gray Fox from Metal Gear Solid.

Is it really that case, that anyone outside of the star wars universe is not sensable nor affected by the force? The Vong aren't abscent from the force, they are just on another level of it, not the same thing as being totally away from it. Would MC really be the same case as the Vong?

I don't know too much about the NJO, but from what I do know, the jedi are sensitive to the living force, whereas the Vong don't even register to that, but the unifying force. So it's the absence of the Living force that enables them to have those characteristics. So the same would apply to MC, except with the unifying force too I guess.

And Yoda can stop bullets in the air with the force, and draw in the guns. I don't see MC as to much of a challenge.

Aren't real life bullets much faster than bullets in the SW universe? The blaster bolts seem to move pretty slow, so I'd imagine it would be the same for bullets, would it not?

Me and a friend also had a discussion, it was who would win between Obi-Wan and Gray Fox from Metal Gear Solid.

Lol, Gray Fox all the way.

Originally posted by kamikz
Is it really that case, that anyone outside of the star wars universe is not sensable nor affected by the force? The Vong aren't abscent from the force, they are just on another level of it, not the same thing as being totally away from it. Would MC really be the same case as the Vong?

And Yoda can stop bullets in the air with the force, and draw in the guns. I don't see MC as to much of a challenge.

Me and a friend also had a discussion, it was who would win between Obi-Wan and Gray Fox from Metal Gear Solid.

Id love to see a fight between my 2 favorite characters. Dr Doom and Darth vader.

Sadly i think movie Dr doom might own vader in a fight

Can we PLULZ leave this sh*t out of the Bar?

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I'm pretty sure X-Wings aren't "part of the force," but they can be lifted.
And MC would be a part of the force, both the Halo series and the entirety of Star Wars take place in this Universe, meaning, he would register.

Vong seem to be a unique case.

Yoda has scores of different ways he could win this.

Yoda would mega pwn MC, com on, who thinks MC would win, raise your hands, don't be shy.

Originally posted by jollyjim311
I'm pretty sure X-Wings aren't "part of the force," but they can be lifted.
And MC would be a part of the force, both the Halo series and the entirety of Star Wars take place in this Universe, meaning, he would register.

Vong seem to be a unique case.

Yoda has scores of different ways he could win this.

What makes you say their in the same Universe? Then that would mean Link and Ganondorf and Mario and Luigi, etc. as well... I mean, how do you know?

Originally posted by jollyjim311
I'm pretty sure X-Wings aren't "part of the force," but they can be lifted.

What bit don't you get about all matter in the SW Galaxy being made up of the force?

And MC would be a part of the force, both the Halo series and the entirety of Star Wars take place in this Universe, meaning, he would register.

What are you talking about? SW and Halo are part of different mythologies, and subject to different rules. The force doesn't exist in Halo, that's all there is to it.

Vong seem to be a unique case.

For no apparent reason? Right, sure thing, it's not because of their lack of force presence or anything, it's just the way it is, completely unique... 🙄

Yoda has scores of different ways he could win this.

As does MC.

My ruling on that (and one of the reasons there isn't a All Vs. forum, because of whiners like Allfg that'll reason 'l0lz, no Forc n teh Halo!'😉 is that Yoda will have the use of the Force and can use it on Master Chief. That's pretty much a duh, you idiots moment. Otherwise, it's entirely pointless to pit someone who uses the Force to do battle against someone who doesn't...

Everything the Covenant uses could possibly be deflected by Yoda, Force or otherwise. And Jedi can avoid bullets; I don't recall Master Chief carrying around a machine gun, maybe a submachine gun. Once the clip is empty, he'll have to reload, which gives Yoda a nice opening...

The Covenant Energy Blade vs. a lightsaber could be interesting...

Originally posted by Captain REX
My ruling on that (and one of the reasons there isn't a All Vs. forum, because of whiners like Allfg that'll reason 'l0lz, no Forc n teh Halo!'😉 is that Yoda will have the use of the Force and can use it on Master Chief. That's pretty much a [b]duh, you idiots moment. Otherwise, it's entirely pointless to pit someone who uses the Force to do battle against someone who doesn't...

Everything the Covenant uses could possibly be deflected by Yoda, Force or otherwise. And Jedi can avoid bullets; I don't recall Master Chief carrying around a machine gun, maybe a submachine gun. Once the clip is empty, he'll have to reload, which gives Yoda a nice opening...

The Covenant Energy Blade vs. a lightsaber could be interesting... [/B]

Yeah, but i dont think MC is a GREAT swordsman... or at least not better than Yoda

Word, he's not. But he dodges "lasers" in his own time like it's nothing, so I think he has a fair chance, nto to mention that Yoda's "quick yet light" lightsaber strikes would be countered by his shield.

Yoda takes it, though.

EDIT: I woudl also liek to ntoe that yeah, Doom would prwn. Vader in a fight. Lightning FTW

My ruling on that is that Yoda will have the use of the Force and can use it on Master Chief.

Oops, sorry man, didn't realise we were debating in Captain Rex Land which is full of naked Blaxicans and where nothing makes sense. My bad man, my bad. But why stop there? Let's just do the same with the Vong, or Nihilus, or how about we just ban everything that doesn't fit in with your fanboyish views.

(and one of the reasons there isn't a All Vs. forum, because of whiners like Allfg that'll reason 'l0lz, no Forc n teh Halo!'😉

I was only trying to make your lame ass matchup a little less onesided, otherwise Yoda would simple be able to use the force to take MC's weapons away from him, hold him still in the air, and kill him with a number of offensive techniques in his arsenal.

That's pretty much a duh, you idiots moment.

Gosh, how dumb am I, assuming that the force doesn't exist in Halo, what an idiot...

Otherwise, it's entirely pointless to pit someone who uses the Force to do battle against someone who doesn't...

Not really, they can still use the force to augment their physical attributes, enhance their reflexes and stamina, enhance their senses etc... At least in my scenario, your lame ass matchup won't be so onesided.

Originally posted by Blaxican
Can we PLULZ leave this sh*t out of the Bar?

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hah i see vader kicking dooms ass in that pic, awesome pic blax

Hey Nebaris, I think your stupidity is showing. 😱

Oops, sorry man, didn't realise we were debating in Captain Rex Land which is full of naked Blaxicans and where nothing makes sense. My bad man, my bad. But why stop there? Let's just do the same with the Vong, or Nihilus, or how about we just ban everything that doesn't fit in with your fanboyish views.

Oops, I didn't realize that either! Thanks for telling me though, now I can ban everything that doesn't fit with my fanboyish views! Because I'm just such a fanboy, you know.


I was only trying to make your lame ass matchup a little less onesided, otherwise Yoda would simple be able to use the force to take MC's weapons away from him, hold him still in the air, and kill him with a number of offensive techniques in his arsenal.

I didn't make the match for your benefit, I made the match because I was debating it with a friend. If you have a problem with it, this is me not giving a damn. 😄

Gosh, how dumb am I, assuming that the force doesn't exist in Halo, what an idiot...

Of course the Force doesn't exist in Halo, but, as has been discussed by the moderators of the Vs. forums, IF there were to be a massive Versus Forum, Jedi would be able to use the Force, Gandalf would be able to use magic, etc. etc. etc. to whatever degree they use it in their own worlds. Otherwise, it's not worth discussing...

This is why a massive Versus Forum does not exist. This is why we don't want it to exist. Because of people like you.

Everyone, give Allfg a hand for ruining the chances further. 😉


Not really, they can still use the force to augment their physical attributes, enhance their reflexes and stamina, enhance their senses etc... At least in my scenario, your lame ass matchup won't be so onesided.

Your point? I knew the match would be onesided, I just wanted to see what you all thought. I should have remembered that your IQ is lower than room temperature, sorry.

Originally posted by allfg
debating in Captain Rex Land which is full of naked Blaxicans

Naked Blaxicans??! Were!??! 😱

They're everywhere these days. It's a hype.

Originally posted by Blaxican
Can we PLULZ leave this sh*t out of the Bar?

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That pic is f*cking awesome.

I got it from Overlord.

Don't tell him, though. He'll charge money.

Well, looks like I win.

Aaand I'm bored.