The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Started by The_Tempest3,287 pages

At least 5 times? Fvcker, I have this b1tch sitting pretty: DVR'd on an exorbitantly expensive and large hidef flat screen. I've watched it dozens of times. Get back to me when you've graduated to nerd overlord status. uhuh

The fall was possibly my favorite part.

That Opress is unable to overpower Sidious, who was blocking him with one hand, whilst in RotS Yoda was able to win a saberlock with Sidious makes the little guy look very impressive in retrospect imo.

I'd say that that was Sidious's pimp hand, but the truth is he's all pimp. uhuh

Then he better watch the **** out before Dave Strider bamfs in and pimpslays his ass.

WTF is David Strider? uhuh

Originally posted by The_Tempest
At least 5 times? Fvcker, I have this b1tch sitting pretty: DVR'd on an exorbitantly expensive and large hidef flat screen. I've watched it dozens of times. Get back to me when you've graduated to nerd overlord status. uhuh

Well maybe I lost count and was just too embarrassed to say. lol

Originally posted by The_Tempest
The fall was possibly my favorite part.

Mine too.

Originally posted by The_Tempest
WTF is David Strider? uhuh

The greatest rapper in american history.

Wow, even I've never heard of him.

Originally posted by SIDIOUS 66
Well maybe I lost count and was just too embarrassed to say. lol

Don't be embarrassed. This is a community of acceptance and fellowship. For the immediate future, the Battle Bar—nay, the internet itself—will host widespread celebration of Darth Sidious's triumph across the continents. Star Wars: The Clone Wars has deigned to demonstrate why he is the greatest of all the Sith Lords: more intelligent, more powerful, more handsome, better endowed than all the competition. The reviews are in and awe of the true Lord of the Sith is transcendent. Can there be any wonder why no one gives a shit about Bane, Dooku, Ragnos, Nihilus, and Vitiate when Sidious is there to kick ass and take names?

What an inspiration. Soon, all the children will say: When I grow up, I wanna be just like Darth Sidious!

Originally posted by SIDIOUS 66
Mine too.

Or maybe it was when he pinned them like a sadistic toddler tortures insects and small, furry creatures. Or when he overpowered Maul in bladelock....

Originally posted by SIDIOUS 66
Wow, even I've never heard of him.

Likely because you are so unworthy of knowing his name. I'm ashamed I let it slip from my lips like a flaccid creamcannon from twixt a hookers scabby mouth. I will go flagellate myself while masturbating and weeping in punishment.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Likely because you are so unworthy of knowing his name. I'm ashamed I let it slip from my lips like a flaccid creamcannon from twixt a hookers scabby mouth. I will go flagellate myself with masturbating and weeping in punishment.

Good... good.

These idiotic halftime shows get worse and worse. I mean they are terrible. Every year, it's just awful. I don't know who plans these things but they should be shot. Someone needs to bring bands with actual talent, not someone who lip syncs and dances.

Journey and Rascal Flatts did a crossroads event the night before and at the game pre-show. I hope it went better than what was televised.

They should just scrap the halftime show, it's been a joke for years. I think the last good performers were either The Who or Tom Petty. I forget. But this new made for teenage bullshit doesn't fly.

Nah, they need to let Journey do it. They were in the running for 2010, I think.

Or Journey, yea. These idiot produces cater to teens and preteens, ignoring the fact that the superbowl demographic is 25-30+.

Rewatching Ferris Bueller and my God, Mia Sara is gorgeous.

Meh, she's no Bea Arthur.

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Breast

Theres a Cultural significance section, lol.