The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

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I've not seen that one, but I did enjoy when Kenobi fought against both with dual sabers and actually outmatched them.

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Interesting fight, didn't know Sidious was skilled with two blades. I hate those cartoons.

I love how Savage was just offed like that.

Serves him right for being so inconsistent in his abilities. ****ers been a nightmare to argue about on this forum.

PM me whatever you found there, Tempest.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Serves him right for being so inconsistent in his abilities. ****ers been a nightmare to argue about on this forum.

He's not been too inconsistent, actually. It's just that much of his formidability owes to strength and power than skill and technique.

Opress had a lot of raw power. I'd say he's shown more raw power in the Force than Maul ever has. I liked his

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breaking out of jail Force Wave
just to remind us of what he can do.

Unfortunately he never got proper training. And Maul was supposed to train him, but he never did the LIAR.

Originally posted by steveholt279
Interesting fight, didn't know Sidious was skilled with two blades. I hate those cartoons.

What for giving us better Lightsaber fights than we ever got in the films?

Originally posted by ares834
[B] I also liked that when it was one-on-one it was clear neither Maul nor Savage stood a chance and Sidious took them out in short order.

I thought Maul

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did pretty damn good in the one on one.
Although he might have been in a rage enhanced state.

Originally posted by ares834
[B]
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I'm just hoping Kenobi gets to finish him off.

Why? Kenobi may be better in pure Sabers with his unbreakable defense and all, but Maul's obviously more powerful in the Force. And he's clearly damn good in Sabers too. So it would just end up being another PIS/CIS kill.

I would prefer Anakin to kill him. It would also add more to his destiny of destroying the Sith. Maul, Dooku and Sidious would be all the Sith from the movies under his belt.

A neat idea, but he'll end up killed by Ahsoka or some shit. Or he'll repent or some shit. Or he'll kill himself to rob Sidious of a victory or some shit.

Shit like that.

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A showdown between Sidious and Talzin is inevitable. Looking forward to it.

Since he's alive for the OT, and she's not in anything else, it feels a deflated confrontation. Maybe he'll run across Gethzerion.

1. This Palpatine: flawless. One of the four best depictions of him in SW history, IMO.

2. For style, fanservice, bodycount, and sheer, frenetic intensity, this season (and specifically, Maul's arc) has been something else.

3.

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darksaber for all the wins. RIP Savage, sorry to see you go. Satine... eh. Death to Death Watch. Long live Darth Maul. No Maul vs. Grievous/Ventress, please, foregone conclusion+demeaning/demeaning; so far Maul's been in only two real duels where someone wasn't maimed or killed. High stakes are good, and maiming Grievous doesn't count. Maul vs. Dooku... haermm? Conversation sure, gratuitous duel meh, allied (by decree) duel against anyone is out of character but hey. Maul vs. Anakin... redundant/how many tests does he need? Mace Windu vs. Darth Maul? sexy but why? Maul back on Dathomir/closure with Mother Talzin? maaaaybe. Palpatine vs. Talzin?! iunno, doubt.

4. I would donate many pants to see EPIII adapted in this format with deference to the novelization; I can no longer pretend to take seriously the showdown on Coruscant we saw on film.

5. Obi-Wan's kind of a dick. I get that he always has fairly good reasons for fvcking with people, but if you're a prominent bad guy in the Clone Wars era there is a 100% chance you've fought him and immediately suffered for it, probably with your closest friends or relatives as witnesses, regretting all of your decisions. Darth Maul? Bisected like a motherfvcker. Jango Fett? Gets his ass beat in front of his little boy and runs away. Dooku? Beats him twice, <5 minutes later gets run out of the solar system by Yoda and decapitated by Anakin in front of his master. Ventress? Back and forth physically, but routinely humiliated and is really a basket case of Kenobi-inflicted emotional trauma. Durge? Dismembered, exploded from the inside. Pre Vizsla? Shoryuken into Seismic Toss in front of his buddies. Grievous? Dismembered, battered, chased down by giant lizard, gets his vital juices exploded out of his face. Savage? Leg kicked in half, probably some kind of horrible hyperextension, arm chopped off in front his brother. Vader? Every organic limb removed (while flying through the air) with such surgical precision that he is otherwise intact enough to survive, roll helplessly down a lava bank, and be promptly immolated. The icing on the cake is the confrontation with A'Sharad Hett a while later when he rips his arm off, forcibly removes the Tusken equivalent of a burqa and casts him into exile.

I think we all know the real reason Palpatine kept his ass glued firmly to a chair for most of those thirteen years.

Originally posted by Eminence
1. This Palpatine: flawless.

You had me here. 😍

Originally posted by Eminence
5. Obi-Wan's kind of a dick. I get that he always has fairly good reasons for fvcking with people, but if you're a prominent bad guy in the Clone Wars era there is a 100% chance you've fought him and immediately suffered for it, probably with your closest friends or relatives as witnesses, regretting all of your decisions. Darth Maul? Bisected like a motherfvcker. Jango Fett? Gets his ass beat in front of his little boy and runs away. Dooku? Beats him twice, <5 minutes later gets run out of the solar system by Yoda and decapitated by Anakin in front of his master. Ventress? Back and forth physically, but routinely humiliated and is really a basket case of Kenobi-inflicted emotional trauma. Durge? Dismembered, exploded from the inside. Pre Vizsla? Shoryuken into Seismic Toss in front of his buddies. Grievous? Dismembered, battered, chased down by giant lizard, gets his vital juices exploded out of his face. Savage? Leg kicked in half, probably some kind of horrible hyperextension, arm chopped off in front his brother. Vader? Every organic limb removed (while flying through the air) with such surgical precision that he is otherwise intact enough to survive, roll helplessly down a lava bank, and be promptly immolated. The icing on the cake is the confrontation with A'Sharad Hett a while later when he rips his arm off, forcibly removes the Tusken equivalent of a burqa and casts him into exile.

I think we all know the real reason Palpatine kept his ass glued firmly to a chair for most of those thirteen years.

That makes the whole "Send me to kill the Emperor line" sound absolutely terrifying. He was ready to bend him over and take him to brown town. In front of the Senate. And not call the next day.

Now that Opress is dead, shouldn't Talzin give Maul the amp she gave Opress?

Originally posted by The_Tempest
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A showdown between Sidious and Talzin is inevitable. Looking forward to it.

The website?

It's not confirmed, just postulation based on the trajectory of this arc.