The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

I feel bad because I'm such a hard gainer, but I could just slack off forcing calories for a week and lose between 5 and 10 pounds. The one benefit is that it means any ab muscles are instantly visible.

Now that you've graduated/completed finals, you have no excuse not to work out. Do you really want to be the ugly half of your relationship? Because, dude, your girl is easily a 9. Gotta stay on that shit.

fvck u

I can't even remember what ab muscles look like. I was banking on metabolism carrying me forever. 😬

Working out would cut into man time with you all! 🙂

I got a 9, you no wum say'n? uhuh

Seems to me like looking good for your woman would translate directly into more man time.

Maybe that would only work on me, though.

You ladies are weak and fat. Get some abs and toned quads. They look great in a mirror.

Weaklings, all of you.

Originally posted by Zampanó
I bike the 4 miles to the rec and then do generic upper body stuff. Mostly freeweights, but I do like pullups and pulldowns as well.

Then I bike home. If I was trying to lose weight, it'd be great. Instead I have to mash 4 or 5 meals a day just to gain a pound or two a week.

GOMAD (Gallon of milk a day.)

Did that, gained like 6.5lb. in 2.5 weeks.

I'm (mostly) lactose intolerant.

milk makes me sick if i have a lot

Edit: So i've instigated three separate bbqs and a pot roast. I'm eating like a king.

Creatine monohydrate. 10 pounds in a month.

ermm

By the way, reading Knight Errant by John Jackson Miller and it's pretty damn good so far.

Hahaha looks like axels got you pegged bro!

haermm

Well this is random lol.

Interesting.

Oh no, you think he might be stealing my schtick?

Hehe

Can we just take a moment to mourn the death of a fruitful apprenticeship? Jovan could have been my successor, my equal... but now...

Intrepid, for the record, there has been no smack talk from me about you in any way. And Neph, what schtick?

Messing with you of course.

I wonder hos this is gonna turn out...

You mess with me? 😬

I'm clearly the messer in this relationship. It is you who is putty in my hands; putty that I mold and break at my heart's content. uhuh

Hahaha. I dunno, I think I've got you a few times too.