The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

...nobody beats George Clooney.

lol

Originally posted by Master Han
...nobody beats George Clooney.

Not even Gravity, it would seem.

What if they cast Chuck Norris as Batman, to give way to Chuck Norris/Batman joke amalgamations?

Plo Koon would be better. Wouldn't need mask.

Originally posted by Col. Valerian
Plo Koon would be better. Wouldn't need mask.

Wait, but...

...But nothing!

No, you're right, actually. And Batman's (Plo-Koon's) love interest would be Tali.

Imagine Tali/Plo Koon sex.

Already there.

Better, "I'm Commander Shepard" and "I'm Batman" would fight to the death.

They actually could use Keaton since they're using Frank Miller's The Dark Knight Returns comic as inspiration in which Batman was very old and retired.

Oh snap!

I love the 25 minute periods where 3 or 4 people are browsing the forum, yet nobody posts anything.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/08/23/ford-hood-shooter-convicted-on-all-counts/

Hear Hear. Now put the guy to death inside of a decade, at least.

Originally posted by Nephthys

Oh snap!

Yes.

That or Imhotep I guess.

Then all we need do is flash a picture of the Rock and watch that b1tch scurry away in fear.

He's a demigod now. No amount of Brendan Fraser will be enough to stop him.

Brendan Fraser can stop anything.