The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

This isn't the alpha timelien. Caliborn is going to reveal that the shittiness of the comic for the past 7 months has just been one of the irons in the fire. Then the comic will go back to being good and Jade will be fine.

You'll see.

(ALSO: That's the first gif i've ever made. I wish I knew how to deal with the frame moving around 😖)

Well, not yet maybe. But if the Serket Show Stealer isn't stopped soon.....

Eh, the comics still... ok. I mean, Caliborns story was pretty hilarious imo and there've been other good parts. Also, we had some Vriskatime, which is always amazing.

(I don't even know how to make gifs.) :T

Originally posted by Nephthys
Well, not yet maybe. But if the Serket Show Stealer isn't stopped soon.....

Eh, the comics still... ok. I mean, Caliborns story was pretty hilarious imo and there've been other good parts. Also, we had some Vriskatime, which is always amazing.

(I don't even know how to make gifs.) :T

But the new trolls. Oh god. It is just like a confused jumble where keeping everybody lined up is a struggle. Maybe there are important thematic elements that I am missing, but I just don't like any of them. And they make me like the new kids less.

Hussie has said there will be 7 acts, but act 6 is already longer than the rest of homestuck put together. It is so far up its own butthole that I am not even sure what an ending would even look like anymore.

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I GOT THE EYE OF THE TIGER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks Katy Perry. Now shoot yourself.

Katy Perry has magnificent breasts. Shooting her suggests rampant homosexuality. Why are you gay?

And didn't Survivor sing Eye of the Tiger?

Originally posted by The_Tempest
Shooting her suggests rampant homosexuality.

Does it really, now? 😉

Obviously. Alive, we see her breasts more frequently and in various stages of undress. Dead, such possibilities are blunted.

Clearly he's gay.

I agree. I suggested shooting Han. I would wreck Katy Perry.

Originally posted by The_Tempest
Obviously. Alive, we see her breasts more frequently and in various stages of undress. Dead, such possibilities are blunted.

It's difficult to tell sarcasm/humor over the internet.

But I won't give you benefit of the doubt.

You intend to "wreck" her by impaling her repeatedly with your toothpick-sized sperm-gun?

Originally posted by Master Han
It's difficult to tell sarcasm/humor over the internet.

But I won't give you benefit of the doubt.

Doubt and I are friends with benefits.

Whether I'm huge or tiny(the former obviously), I would find a way to wreck her.

^that sounds suspicious. Tempest, call the police over in da hood.

She's prolly a virgin anyway, with little by way of frames of reference.

What sorcery is this???

The irony of an atheist demanding others to stare at a cross is not lost on me.

I'm agnostic.

Well now it's no longer ironic at all.

Lmao wat?