The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

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This is the (5'9"😉 guy whose bodyweight I used as a reference for Bane. By all accounts, the guy was huge.

Originally posted by The_Tempest
Thanks for the concern, guys. In a nutshell, I've had a month so hellish that it would make anyone believe in God and Satan.

The crowning moment being the disintegration of my five year relationship with my girlfriend days before Christmas.

Hence the deactivated Facebook account. No one was unfriended, promise.

I suggest a purging of nonbelievers to help alleviate your pain. Comicvine is ripe for the picking. Execute KMC Order 66 and bring about an end to their hypocrisy.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Actually, Tulkas came from beyond during said battle where he fought the Valar, and single-handedly chased him off. Melkor did not even attempt to fight him, because he was just that much of a pussy. I don't deny that Melkor is powerful, but he is a dirty coward. Tolkien no doubt intended as much.

I am at chapter five, just read about Melian mindraping that elf into ****ing her.

Melian's daterape is pretty funny, but Thingol gets a nice kingdom out of the deal, a hot wife, and riches beyond measure. Also, Thingol is I believe the tallest of Eru's children on Middle-Earth, over Elendil who was 7'. It's scary.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
I suggest a purging of nonbelievers to help alleviate your pain. Comicvine is ripe for the picking. Execute KMC Order 66 and bring about an end to their hypocrisy.

Tempest has actually been somewhat converted to their line of thinking. He lurks there quite often.

Speaking of, I should really get around to replying if I can tear myself from lets plays and a slothful stupor of nonaction.

Sorry to hear you're going through the shitstorm, Jessiah. 😬 My condolences.

On the bright side, this might be what you needed to join us on the other side.

Welcome to the team. Brother.

Thats probably the best comedy site I've been too. 👆

I would give that vote to Liveleak.

But it's definitely up there. 👆

Originally posted by Stealth Moose

Melian's daterape is pretty funny, but Thingol gets a nice kingdom out of the deal, a hot wife, and riches beyond measure. Also, Thingol is I believe the tallest of Eru's children on Middle-Earth, over Elendil who was 7'. It's scary.
Elendil was closer to eight feet actually (Think Gregor Clegane in size).

Argh, Intrepid, tell me how to reply to this guy by quoting his individual sentences.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Rex is responsible for this treachery?

730 MB? Buying laptops from China eh? Also, keep it ventilated. Laptops suffer from poor ventilation already and gaminbg generates a lot of heat.

760 mb of video memory. 720 GB of actual storage. It's HP, and i got it for 350 dollars... So pretty good i'd say.

Lol, Grievous was hit so hard by the nerf bat in the new series, he's still weezing from it.

Dude gets physically overpowered by freaking Ahsoka! I'll never take him seriously again.

Also, I replied to Grumpy over on Comicvine. You may applaud now.

Well Gideon, there's nothing left for you to do but go gay. You know the KMC motto. Go gay or go home.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Elendil was closer to eight feet actually (Think Gregor Clegane in size).

Then Thingol is taller still. Must be the Melian touch.

Originally posted by Col. Valerian
760 mb of video memory. 720 GB of actual storage. It's HP, and i got it for 350 dollars... So pretty good i'd say.

That's just such an odd VRAM number. Never heard of such a thing before.

Shut the **** au

AU, lolz.

Thanks again, guys.

Like I said, this came out of nowhere for me. I'm torturing myself trying to discern the origins of this problem and praying that we have a future.

Unfortunately, I take friendships and relationships extremely seriously. I know at least Zamp and Neph can attest to the fact that when I genuinely thought we had a legitimate spat, I took it very personally and tried to make amends.

This is about 50 million times worse since actually in love with this girl. I'm kinda stuck in limbo.

What happened, Gid? Wanna fill me in if it's not too much trouble to explain what's happening one more time?

Originally posted by Tzeentch

Why.

That looks like Gumby kicking a light pole.

Damn it Packers get it together!