The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Started by Tzeentch3,287 pages

I gave Isabella to the Arishok.

No ****s.

She pretty much deserves it.

And really, the Arishok is the chillest dude in the whole game. I wish you could side with him and raze that shithole city to the ground.

Just wait until you see how the game rewards your "meaningful choice" though.

If you support the Qunari unironically, you're a braindead shithead, to be fair, Nephthys.

The Qunari are awesome, stfu.

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The Qunari are full of shit, but then all the major groups in the setting are full of shit to varying extents.

There comes a point where might makes right doe, and when you've got an army of ****ing warrior-poets rampaging through your city streets butchering motherphuckers, that's not the time to start questioning their philosophies. Trading Isabella's amoral ass for peace was a pretty easy decision, all things considered. It might have been harder if she wasn't so shallow. I tried really hard to like her, but out of all the party members she seemed to offer the absolute least. Even Merrill, whom is starting to give me the impression that she possesses some kind of learning disability, is at least kind of interesting.

The Qunari are full of shit, but they look so much better compared to the rest of Kirkwall. Which isn't hard when a third of the population are suicidal muggers, a third are kill-crazy Templars and the rest are possessed blood-mages.

A cute thing with regards to Merrill is that Varrick pays the gangs not to attack her when she wonders around at night and gardeners whose flowers she picks. He's such a softy. <3

Who are you romancing?

DA 2, I assume? I never got around to try it.

Originally posted by Nephthys
The Qunari are full of shit, but they look so much better compared to the rest of Kirkwall. Which isn't hard when a third of the population are suicidal muggers, a third are kill-crazy Templars and the rest are possessed blood-mages.

A cute thing with regards to Merrill is that Varrick pays the gangs not to attack her when she wonders around at night and gardeners whose flowers she picks. He's such a softy. <3

Who are you romancing?

We meet mages who aren't possessed blood mages, templars that are not kill-crazy, and of course there are people who don't fall into any of those categories.

The only qunari in the game I can think of who isn't a murderous zealot is the Sarabas you escort, and he's a slave whose opinions and demeanor by nature do not matter.

Originally posted by Tzeentch
The Qunari are full of shit, but then all the major groups in the setting are full of shit to varying extents.

There comes a point where might makes right doe, and when you've got an army of ****ing warrior-poets rampaging through your city streets butchering motherphuckers, that's not the time to start questioning their philosophies. Trading Isabella's amoral ass for peace was a pretty easy decision, all things considered. It might have been harder if she wasn't so shallow. I tried really hard to like her, but out of all the party members she seemed to offer the absolute least. Even Merrill, whom is starting to give me the impression that she possesses some kind of learning disability, is at least kind of interesting.

Why didn't you man-fight him?

Is it because you're a girlish coward without chest hair?

So apparently my ex has made it FB official with the guy she left me for less than a month after she left me. What a whore.

I know you're hurt, but please don't say that. 🙁

That sucks though. Try to keep your chin up and do your best to move on.

Originally posted by NemeBro
We meet mages who aren't possessed blood mages, templars that are not kill-crazy, and of course there are people who don't fall into any of those categories.

The only qunari in the game I can think of who isn't a murderous zealot is the Sarabas you escort, and he's a slave whose opinions and demeanor by nature do not matter.

Its called a joke.

Other than Saemus the Viscounts son. Or the elves from Act 2? What about Sten from Origins?

But really, I can't remember the Qunari being that bad in the game. They act fairly reasonably until provoked.

Originally posted by The_Tempest
So apparently my ex has made it FB official with the guy she left me for less than a month after she left me. What a whore.

You want someone to **** with her within the confines of the law, I charge hourly.

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That really sucks, temp. You should find a way hotter guy to bang, that will make her jealous!

Wait.

No.

Hotter guy guys.

Spoiler:
This situation sucks but it sounds like you are winning on maturity.

Mostly it's just wounded pride and outrage over five wasted years; I wouldn't get back with her even if she came crawling. (Not that I think she will.)

Originally posted by The_Tempest
So apparently my ex has made it FB official with the guy she left me for less than a month after she left me. What a whore.

Yeah, it's amazing how fast some girls move on. At least two of my exs had boyfriends within the one month mark. It must be some kind of special requirement, like air, Vitamin D, or sleep.

Originally posted by psmith81992
You want someone to **** with her within the confines of the law, I charge hourly.

You're a gigolo?

Originally posted by The_Tempest
Mostly it's just wounded pride and outrage over five wasted years; I wouldn't get back with her even if she came crawling. (Not that I think she will.)

Good for you. The best thing you can do now is make the active step to not check on anything relating to her; FB etc. Rechecking just makes it harder on yourself, not her.

Unfortunately, I think that's gonna be hard as hell. Telling yourself not to check anything related to her is the same as actually checking it, because it requires the same amount of effort and will-power.

I'm sorry, Tempest. But at least you realized she wasn't worth it, even if it was 5 years later.

Originally posted by The_Tempest
So apparently my ex has made it FB official with the guy she left me for less than a month after she left me. What a whore.

Tough times bro. I've been through almost the same thing myself in the past. But good news is if you can get past this you can get past anything.

Sorry to hear your troubles, bro. Phuck that *****.