The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Started by Stealth Moose3,287 pages
Originally posted by psmith81992
All of my characters were sith purebloods. But again, the idea of a jedi pureblood is ****ing stupid.

So are opposite alignment characters, but they are a dime a dozen.

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That girl is dumb.

Yo Intrepid could you send me the first part of the Dooku fight as well the part with Kenobi blocking Dooku's lightning.

Oh. My. God. The stupidity level is really over 9000. -.-

I'm installing this f*cking MMO bu it's taking an eternity.

CHING MOTHER****ING SHIH

She got married to an already successful pirate, Zheng Yi, and took over when he died. She was crazy strict to keep an iron fist over her fleet of pirates, and the punishments for stepping out of line were brutal. If you stole or looted from a town that provided assistance or tribute to the pirate fleet, Ching would chop your ****ing head off with a battle axe and dump your lifeless body in the ocean. If you stole from the pirate treasury, or she thought you were stealing from the pirate treasury, Ching would chop your ****ing head off dump your lifeless body in the ocean. Raping any captured female prisoners was punishable by immediate death. ****, if you had consensual sex while on duty you got your head chopped off and the woman was chucked off the boat no matter where they were at. Ching wasn’t ****ing around, and she wanted to make damn sure you weren’t ****ing around when you should have been working.

Two years after she took over, she got so notorious for ransacking towns and taking taxes on them that she pissed off the entire Chinese government, and sent out a massive fleet to bring her in line. Most pirates probably would’ve said this was out of their pay grade and taken off to hide out or ransack some other country.

Ching Shih said **** that.

She not only faced them head on, she wiped the floor with them, killing hundreds and capturing sixty-something ships from the Imperial Fleet. Prisoners were given the choice of joining up or being executed on the spot. The Admiral of the Chinese navy, Kwo Lang, was so afraid of being captured by her or going back to admit he’d been beaten by her that he committed suicide.

For the next two years, Ching Shih not only kept on pirating, she fought off Chinese forces as well as Dutch and British warships that the navy called in to help. Finally the government gave up and offered her amnesty as well as amnesty for her then SEVENTEEN THOUSAND crewman. Ching Shih got to keep all her plunder, so she retired to the countryside where she opened up a brothel and lived until she was 69.

She won being a pirate.

Originally posted by Nephthys

CHING MOTHER****ING SHIH

She got married to an already successful pirate, Zheng Yi, and took over when he died. She was crazy strict to keep an iron fist over her fleet of pirates, and the punishments for stepping out of line were brutal. If you stole or looted from a town that provided assistance or tribute to the pirate fleet, Ching would chop your ****ing head off with a battle axe and dump your lifeless body in the ocean. If you stole from the pirate treasury, or she thought you were stealing from the pirate treasury, Ching would chop your ****ing head off dump your lifeless body in the ocean. Raping any captured female prisoners was punishable by immediate death. ****, if you had consensual sex while on duty you got your head chopped off and the woman was chucked off the boat no matter where they were at. Ching wasn’t ****ing around, and she wanted to make damn sure you weren’t ****ing around when you should have been working.

Two years after she took over, she got so notorious for ransacking towns and taking taxes on them that she pissed off the entire Chinese government, and sent out a massive fleet to bring her in line. Most pirates probably would’ve said this was out of their pay grade and taken off to hide out or ransack some other country.

Ching Shih said **** that.

She not only faced them head on, she wiped the floor with them, killing hundreds and capturing sixty-something ships from the Imperial Fleet. Prisoners were given the choice of joining up or being executed on the spot. The Admiral of the Chinese navy, Kwo Lang, was so afraid of being captured by her or going back to admit he’d been beaten by her that he committed suicide.

For the next two years, Ching Shih not only kept on pirating, she fought off Chinese forces as well as Dutch and British warships that the navy called in to help. Finally the government gave up and offered her amnesty as well as amnesty for her then SEVENTEEN THOUSAND crewman. Ching Shih got to keep all her plunder, so she retired to the countryside where she opened up a brothel and lived until she was 69.

She [b]won being a pirate. [/B]

There is perhaps some exaggeration here but this is one of the more exciting posts I've seen here since my return. I don't know if I should feel overjoyed or tragically depressed.

Originally posted by Nephthys

CHING MOTHER****ING SHIH

She got married to an already successful pirate, Zheng Yi, and took over when he died. She was crazy strict to keep an iron fist over her fleet of pirates, and the punishments for stepping out of line were brutal. If you stole or looted from a town that provided assistance or tribute to the pirate fleet, Ching would chop your ****ing head off with a battle axe and dump your lifeless body in the ocean. If you stole from the pirate treasury, or she thought you were stealing from the pirate treasury, Ching would chop your ****ing head off dump your lifeless body in the ocean. Raping any captured female prisoners was punishable by immediate death. ****, if you had consensual sex while on duty you got your head chopped off and the woman was chucked off the boat no matter where they were at. Ching wasn’t ****ing around, and she wanted to make damn sure you weren’t ****ing around when you should have been working.

Two years after she took over, she got so notorious for ransacking towns and taking taxes on them that she pissed off the entire Chinese government, and sent out a massive fleet to bring her in line. Most pirates probably would’ve said this was out of their pay grade and taken off to hide out or ransack some other country.

Ching Shih said **** that.

She not only faced them head on, she wiped the floor with them, killing hundreds and capturing sixty-something ships from the Imperial Fleet. Prisoners were given the choice of joining up or being executed on the spot. The Admiral of the Chinese navy, Kwo Lang, was so afraid of being captured by her or going back to admit he’d been beaten by her that he committed suicide.

For the next two years, Ching Shih not only kept on pirating, she fought off Chinese forces as well as Dutch and British warships that the navy called in to help. Finally the government gave up and offered her amnesty as well as amnesty for her then SEVENTEEN THOUSAND crewman. Ching Shih got to keep all her plunder, so she retired to the countryside where she opened up a brothel and lived until she was 69.

She [b]won being a pirate. [/B]

That's... amazing. O_O

Keep in mind that her rules only extended to female prisoners. The pretty ones they usually married and the ugly ones they let go. Male prisoners usually got gangraped and then pressed into service.

Oh, yeah, she is a c*nt. She's still fly. It's like how Genghis Khan was badass but a total, total bastard/evil prick.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Keep in mind that her rules only extended to female prisoners. The pretty ones they usually married and the ugly ones they let go. Male prisoners usually got gangraped and then pressed into service.

MISANDRY!!

Of course, knowing Neph as I do, he's probably just disappointed there isn't a Rule 34 for Chinese pirate gangrape session.

If there is, I am not going to Google that shit.

google scat do it!

Originally posted by Nephthys
google scat do it!

Seriously is this not the most epic thing you've ever heard!?

YouTube video

Considering I don't have speakers at work, no.

YouTube video

Snake Eater >>

Snake eater sounds gay.

You're just jelly you can't listen.

Me and Astor:

Janus:

Originally posted by Nephthys
You're just jelly you can't listen.

Me and Astor:

Janus:

If I were to become a stripper, Dark Horse would be my song.