The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

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Let's discuss: where do fanboys come from?

psmith81992
Janus, RH, any of you following the Donald Sterling fiasco?
psmith81992
Janus, why is Mass Effect 3 eerily similar to Halo?
Spoiler:
Janus, wanna talk about something random so people forget to keep making fun of me?

ME3... Halo... What?

Moose, please explain, that whole idea makes my brain hurt that someone could think that.

Is there...something gay going on between Shephard and kaidan? I see the latter giving Shephard really gay looks.

Also the similarities involve humans finding a way to travel faster than life, colonize other worlds, then meet an enemy that wants to exterminate them.

no answer? okay I will take your silence as a no

Originally posted by psmith81992
Also the similarities involve humans finding a way to travel faster than life, colonize other worlds, then meet an enemy that wants to exterminate them.

Wait. How do you work that out?

Halo: They create FTL engines based on physics and calculations and special engines.

ME: They use Mass-Effect using Mass Relays around the galaxy.

Halo: Enemy is a giant xenophobic alien Covenant who want to exterminate them due to their teachings causing them to have to do it to keep it all together.

ME: A constant cycle of destruction by Reapers leads to extermination of all higher species per 'cycle'

Not seeing the similarities at all.

Hypothetically, if one is presented with an opportunity to nail an attractive friend... who also happens to be one's ex-girlfriend's best friend, what does one do?

Originally posted by The_Tempest
Hypothetically, if one is presented with an opportunity to nail an attractive friend... who also happens to be one's ex-girlfriend's best friend, what does one do?

You grab her with both hands.

Because you got 99 problems and an Ex B!tch aint one of them.

Originally posted by UltimateAnomaly
Wait. How do you work that out?

Halo: They create FTL engines based on physics and calculations and special engines.

ME: They use Mass-Effect using Mass Relays around the galaxy.

Halo: Enemy is a giant xenophobic alien Covenant who want to exterminate them due to their teachings causing them to have to do it to keep it all together.

ME: A constant cycle of destruction by Reapers leads to extermination of all higher species per 'cycle'

Not seeing the similarities at all.

I haven't gotten that far, just general observations that seem similar.

Hypothetically, if one is presented with an opportunity to nail an attractive friend... who also happens to be one's ex-girlfriend's best friend, what does one do?
Originally posted by psmith81992
Also the similarities involve humans finding a way to travel faster than life, colonize other worlds, then meet an enemy that wants to exterminate them.

Faster than life? Holy smokes!

Also, this has to be a joke. Do you have even the faintest understanding of science fiction? There's a lot of "human tries to colonize other worlds, travels faster than LIGHT, and meets enemies that want to exterminate them."

"Guys, ME is really like Star Trek. There's a ship and a CAPTAIN. Oh, fuck, there's a crew as well. Wait, same with Battlestar Galactica! I mean, Helfer is in BOTH of those and she even plays like a robot on both of them or something! No, wait, it's really like Cameron's "Alien." There's aliens in both and some want to kill humans. I cannot believe I didn't have this massive epiphany earlier regarding tying common themes in science fiction media together and then saying they're similar when they really aren't!"

Speaking of Helfer, I would comprehensively smash that shit:

On another note, this game is pretty cool thus far, aside from the mediocre graphics (2011 I guess). Bioware knows what it's doing.

I approve 🙂

Originally posted by WildBantha88
I approve 🙂

Nailing is a go, I repeat nailing is a go. She is Borat approved.

Originally posted by The Renegade
Faster than life? Holy smokes!

Also, this has to be a joke. Do you have even the faintest understanding of science fiction? There's a lot of "human tries to colonize other worlds, travels faster than [B]LIGHT, and meets enemies that want to exterminate them."

"Guys, ME is really like Star Trek. There's a ship and a CAPTAIN. Oh, fuck, there's a crew as well. Wait, same with Battlestar Galactica! I mean, Helfer is in BOTH of those and she even plays like a robot on both of them or something! No, wait, it's really like Cameron's "Alien." There's aliens in both and some want to kill humans. I cannot believe I didn't have this massive epiphany earlier regarding tying common themes in science fiction media together and then saying they're similar when they really aren't!"

Speaking of Helfer, I would comprehensively smash that shit:
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That is the best sideboob ever. I'd slam into that like Thor's hammer from orbit. Goddamn.

Originally posted by Eminence
Let's discuss: where do fanboys come from?

Spoiler:
Janus, wanna talk about something random so people forget to keep making fun of me?

Blue card cast: Misdirection.

Well, I DID learn from the best🙂 it's a shame the desperate need for attention failed. As usual. Moving on. ME3 is good

ME3 is the **** (ironic word to use considering the last subject) But it got boring after a few months of no lifeing the multiplayer

I play storylines, nothing more. So far so good. I had to wiki ME 1 and 2 for an hour or two to get caught up

I played the games backwards as in 3,2,1. 1 didn't impress me