The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Started by psmith819923,287 pages

20 minutes? So you missed the incest, attempted child murder and other fun stuff?

I guess so.. Any lesbians? Also that goddamn child king needs to get his head blown off. What a douche.

There are lesbians in the next few episodes.

Originally posted by Nai
Go and read Steven Erikson's "Malazan Book of the Fallen" series. You will start perceiving "Game of Thrones" plots as childrens games. And G.R.R. Martin as a writer who is handling his characters in a rather friendly fashion...

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You stupid hippies better be giving charity donations to various troops organizations this memorial day.

Why would I do that?

Originally posted by Nai

Actually, it's quite great - though it's hard to read, as Erikson throws the reader into the midst of the storyline. But there is so much fun stuff going on in the latter volumes, that its absolutely worth reading them.
I am sure the later volumes are good.

But unfortunately the author chose to make it hard to get into (Not hard to read) so that readers would have to "prove" they were worthy of reading his series. What a cock.

Why would I do that?

You don't. Nobody expects that from the younger generation.

I'm older than you though. Born in 1952.

rofl

Btw Wolfenstein has some incredible missions and a lot of Jewish mysticism.

Holy shit Wolfenstein.

Spoiler:
Moon mission!

Originally posted by psmith81992
You stupid hippies better be giving charity donations to various troops organizations this memorial day.
I do that pretty much every day.

At least 80% of the homeless people in San Francisco are veterans.

You give money to homeless people? Don't you know they're just gonna spend it on drugs!?

In terms of charity, my #1 priority is veterans, then Jews.

You people give perfectly good money... to other people?

The f*ck?

MDMA is so ****ing sick.

Originally posted by NemeBro
I am sure the later volumes are good.

But unfortunately the author chose to make it hard to get into (Not hard to read) so that readers would have to "prove" they were worthy of reading his series. What a cock.

Hard to get into it was what I meant. Erikson described it himself as being thrown into a marathon - either you keep going or give up. As for the "hard to read": The wealth of plots (and subplots, and sub-subplots) and characters may be enough to confound people. The "Chain of Dogs" storyline is one of the best pieces of fiction I've ever read, though.

Started watching Hannibal at Neph's urging, just got to the part where

Spoiler:
Will Graham plays a man's vocal cords like a cello.

So many horrible feelings.

Well that's the end of Wolfenstein. A very good game but definitely could have been better. Felt the story was too short, ended abruptly, and some importan elements weren't expanded upon.

Originally posted by Eminence
Started watching Hannibal at Neph's urging, just got to the part where
Spoiler:
Will Graham plays a man's vocal cords like a cello.

So many horrible feelings.

What did you think of the human totem? F*cked up, huh?

It doesn't get better either. Season 2, episode 2 almost made me throw up.

Gotta put Hannibal on my 'to-watch' list then it seems.

Along with Game of Thrones and Breaking Bad.
Bloody hell this list just gets bigger and bigger.

Going to watch neighbors now, is it any good?