The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Started by The_Tempest3,287 pages

Looking forward to these fights. For my part, my money's on the winner.

Originally posted by The Renegade

Why are you saying he doesn't know what "facetious" means? He didn't use it incorrectly.

Seriously, what is wrong with you? You go from being an approachable, decent dude (the least of what you express) to this ignorant, flippant punk (the most of what you express) so get your shit together.

But he did, Renegade.

You seem rather upset. It's also rather ironic, coming from you of all people. One can't suggest that something you like is perhaps not well-written (Resident Evil) without you shitting all over yourself and going on a rant about how wrong that view is.

So please My son, spare me.

Originally posted by The_Tempest
Looking forward to these fights. For my part, my money's on the winner.
A coward's bet.

Tempest
Looking forward to these fights. For my part, my money's on the winner.

It's not the same without Dave.

I am unaffected by your words, my child.

Goddammit Eminence.

Originally posted by The_Tempest
Looking forward to these fights. For my part, my money's on the winner.

And who would that winner be?
I didn't know this forum had such fights, and I would have joined much sooner if I knew about these.
Regardless, Neme getting shitted on is not much of a "fight". 😉

Actually, Neme is definitely wittier than Nai. But Nai's got a particular brand of relentless harshness that Neme might not be ready for. It'll be a good contest.

As Eminence points out, all we need is Beefy and it'll be a hell of a grudge match. Quan vs. Nai vs. Neme vs. Beefy.

Originally posted by The_Tempest
Actually, Neme is definitely wittier than Nai.
👆

Anyway, don't get your hopes up. I don't feed trolls as often as I used to these days.

Originally posted by The Renegade
Seriously, what is wrong with you? You go from being an approachable, decent dude (the least of what you express) to this ignorant, flippant punk (the most of what you express) so get your shit together.

Nemebro just likes being aggressive and argumentative at times. Because he's an edgemaster. It makes him feel like he's an alpha dog instead of a greasy fat nerd on the internet.

Originally posted by NemeBro
I'm not a sexual therapist Tempest. If Nai wants to vent about his micropenis he should go to someone else.
Originally posted by NemeBro
Sure but you have to reach a certain threshold of attractiveness to warrant it and God knows Nai doesn't.
Originally posted by NemeBro
Also Tempest, your amusing assertion that Nai is a female (He certainly acts like one) aside, I'll have you know that I am a lady and as such have nothing to put in anyone. [/B]

Uh...

"Nai has a small penis."
"Nai is ugly."
"Nai is a girl."

The holy trinity of trailer trash insults. I'm flattered.


While your frustration is a little amusing, I'm not sure why you think having quanchi come plague your board is a more intelligent way of handling things.

And I'm not sure, why you think, that he is "plagueing" your board or why I would give a damn if he actually did.


I don't need to figure out why. You think you're handling this in a way that makes quan look like the fool, but quan doesn't give two shits how he looks.

Neither do you, as I see.
I'm rather aware of the fact you just stated, hence not putting an ounce of effort in my replies, which would - maybe - keep him interested, while debunking his way of thinking nonetheless. Feeding the troll? Probably. But then, the only "troll" I see here right now, is yourself.
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You don't even know what facetious means, don't think that you can toss around words your English professor taught you while you were on your knees and not be called out on it. Also you like dog dick and probably get knotted on a daily basis.

Oh, well. Apparently you don't know what the word means. But don't bother to do something that a reasonable human being would do by - I don't know - using a dictionary. Instead resort to "creative" insults. Applause.

Originally posted by NemeBro
But he did, Renegade.

You seem rather upset. It's also rather ironic, coming from you of all people. One can't suggest that something you like is perhaps not well-written (Resident Evil) without you shitting all over yourself and going on a rant about how wrong that view is.

So please My son, spare me.

Ah, nothing stronger than the infamous and highly effective, "He did" argument.

Upset? No.

Ironic? How so?

Ah, yes. Another classic. It's the ol' "I'll bring up something unrelated in the hope that everyone will forget that I said some really foolish things" trick.

You're a bag full of ineffective, comically bad tricks, NemeBro.

Somewhere in this thread, the distinct and completely sour statement that NemeBro is "wittier" than someone else was actually typed out. No, like someone said that.

Man, this place. Hahaha.

Originally posted by NemeBro
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Anyway, don't get your hopes up. I don't feed trolls as often as I used to these days.

Forget trolls, you and Quan and Nai have already begun to feed me. It's time to commit and unleash your full wrath.

Originally posted by Nai
Uh...

"Nai has a small penis."
"Nai is ugly."
"Nai is a girl."

The holy trinity of trailer trash insults. I'm flattered.

Compared to "You're stupid", but go on, stay on your high horse. Or is it a dog?

You should probably lighten up little buddy. Tempest and I are taking this all in good humor, whereas you're only getting frustrated. Why is that?

And I'm not sure, why you think, that he is "plagueing" your board or why I would give a damn if he actually did.

I didn't say either of those things. Try to keep up.

Neither do you, as I see.
I'm rather aware of the fact you just stated, hence not putting an ounce of effort in my replies, which would - maybe - keep him interested, while debunking his way of thinking nonetheless. Feeding the troll? Probably. But then, the only "troll" I see here right now, is yourself.

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My son, I was not trolling you until you decided to get uppity with me.

Oh, well. Apparently you don't know what the word means. But don't bother to do something that a reasonable human being would do by - I don't know - using a dictionary. Instead resort to "creative" insults. Applause.

It means being sarcastic. Facetious is not exactly the most exotic of terms. That you didn't know it is rather strange.

Originally posted by The Renegade
NemeBro is "wittier" than someone else

...He is?

That's not a knock against Nai, who isn't a native English speaker. He's remarkably fluent and has an excellent command of the language, but not the deeper nuances that lend themselves well to wordplay.

Originally posted by The_Tempest
Forget trolls, you and Quan and Nai have already begun to feed me. It's time to commit and unleash your full wrath.
Bah! I did it again. Last time responding to Nai, and this time, I mean it. 👆

Originally posted by Nephthys
Nemebro just likes being aggressive and argumentative at times. Because he's an edgemaster. It makes him feel like he's an alpha dog instead of a greasy fat nerd on the internet.
So when did you decide I was an edgemaster Nephthys? You've been calling me that a lot lately.

Originally posted by The_Tempest
...He is?

That's not a knock against Nai, who isn't a native English speaker. He's remarkably fluent and has an excellent command of the language, but not the deeper nuances that lend themselves well to wordplay.

Yeah, NemeBro really doesn't have that himself. I disagree with your assessment of Nai, anyway.

Also, to be facetious can mean to be sarcastic. It's not an exclusive synonym, though. Oh, NemeBro. Poor guy.

Originally posted by NemeBro
So when did you decide I was an edgemaster Nephthys? You've been calling me that a lot lately.

Since you taught me the word by calling me it a bunch of times and I realised that ironically it fits you a hell of a lot more than me.

Seriously man, stop trying so hard. Shits embarassing yo.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Seriously man, stop trying so hard. Shits embarassing yo.

👆

Originally posted by The Renegade
Yeah, NemeBro really doesn't have that himself. I disagree with your assessment of Nai, anyway.

Also, to be facetious can mean to be sarcastic. It's not an exclusive synonym, though. Oh, NemeBro. Poor guy.

A few pages back, he had a spectacular zinger about dog dick and lipstick that had me rolling in the floor.

To be fair, you and Nai are bros from way back and it's obvious you don't like Neme, and as such are probably biased.

Anyway, I know 'em both pretty well, so I reaffirm my position.