The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Originally posted by The Renegade
Ah, nothing stronger than the infamous and highly effective, "He did" argument.

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Upset? No.

You sure? You seem upset.

Ironic? How so?

Keep reading.

Ah, yes. Another classic. It's the ol' "I'll bring up something unrelated in the hope that everyone will forget that I said some really foolish things" trick.

Sigh.

Which was what? Call Nai stupid for being baited by quan?

As for me bringing up the past, you spoke of me in past tense first My son. Yet I am not afforded the same privilege? Nigga that's whack.

You're a bag full of ineffective, comically bad tricks, NemeBro.

Somewhere in this thread, the distinct and completely sour statement that NemeBro is "wittier" than someone else was actually typed out. No, like someone said that.

Man, this place. Hahaha.

I'm surely wittier than you. You have all the charm and mental grace of a dying giraffe at a Nickelback concert.

Originally posted by The_Tempest
A few pages back, he had a spectacular zinger about dog dick and lipstick that had me rolling in the floor.

To be fair, you and Nai are bros from way back and it's obvious you don't like Neme, and as such are probably biased.

Anyway, I know 'em both pretty well, so I reaffirm my position.

I'm sure you thought it was exceptionally funny, as per your nearly nonexistent standards.

I don't dislike NemeBro. Also, I'm certainly not biased. I'll come at an Antediluvian if he says something loopy or shit. They do the same for me and did so routinely, back in the day. Although, more often than not, my shenanigans went unchecked.

Do you? Ah, I don't think so.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Since you taught me the word by calling me it a bunch of times and I realised that ironically it fits you a hell of a lot more than me.

Seriously man, stop trying so hard. Shits embarassing yo.

I also don't really recall referring to you as an edgemaster. When was that?

Originally posted by NemeBro

As for me bringing up the past, you spoke of me in past tense first My son. Yet I am not afforded the same privilege? Nigga that's whack.

I left the rest out, seeing as you ignored my very minor challenges.

Also, and? I didn't necessarily say that was bad. It's just that how you did it was a bit shit. You implying I didn't afford you that privilege is the only thing that's whack.

I'm surely wittier than you. You have all the charm and mental grace of a dying giraffe at a Nickelback concert.

Goddamn, you are a tryhard. You're also criminally unfunny. (Evidence: ^)

Extra lulz for the irony of NemeBro criticizing Nai's correct usage of facetious when English is Nai's second language.

Originally posted by The_Tempest
A few pages back, he had a spectacular zinger about dog dick and lipstick that had me rolling in the floor.

To be fair, you and Nai are bros from way back and it's obvious you don't like Neme, and as such are probably biased.

Anyway, I know 'em both pretty well, so I reaffirm my position.

The grand melee has commenced.

Originally posted by The Renegade
I'm sure you thought it was exceptionally funny, as per your nearly nonexistent standards.

I don't dislike NemeBro. Also, I'm certainly not biased. I'll come at an Antediluvian if he says something loopy or shit. They do the same for me and did so routinely, back in the day. Although, more often than not, my shenanigans went unchecked.

Do you? Ah, I don't think so.

Are you seriously getting irritated with me now? 😂

Originally posted by NemeBro
A good way to answer my question without really answering my question.

I also don't really recall referring to you as an edgemaster. When was that?

Well ok, I guess it's because of the way you always say a bunch of controversial stuff in some kind of ironic psycho act, like bashing womens faces in with bricks and stuff. Also how you're extremely aggressive and argumentative at times, just to get a reaction out of people. It's mainly how your entire personality seems to be you trying to be as edgy as possible to get attention.

A few months ago? I don't keep track of insults.

Irritated? No way!

Originally posted by The Renegade
I left the rest out, seeing as you ignored my very minor challenges.

Also, and? I didn't necessarily say that was bad. It's just that how you did it was a bit shit. You implying I didn't afford you that privilege is the only thing that's whack.

So it's a matter of timing?

Should I have waited a couple weeks and then out of nowhere said that My son?

No but you're a hypocrite.

Goddamn, you are a tryhard. You're also criminally unfunny. (Evidence: ^)

You still seem upset to me though.

I'm going to let you in on a little secret: You remember when Robtard and I were poking fun at you in the off topic forum? You didn't laugh because you were the punchline.

I'm sorry you had to find out this way. Truly.

Originally posted by The Renegade
Irritated? No way!

I should hope not. 😂

Originally posted by NemeBro
Compared to "You're stupid", but go on, stay on your high horse. Or is it a dog?

Ah, yes. And where was the "You're stupid" coming from in the first place, pal? 😉

You should probably lighten up little buddy. Tempest and I are taking this all in good humor, whereas you're only getting frustrated. Why is that?

Frustrated? Does that seem so? I'm curious. I have had rather more insult laden exchanges with Tempest, that I didn't take seriously - otherwise I wouldn't talk to him any longer. I just don't think you're funny, which is, probably, a mutual feeling.

I didn't say either of those things. Try to keep up.

But of course. You merely implied, that this could be a possible result of my actions. I just commented on that.

My son, I was not trolling you until you decided to get uppity with me.

I don't think I've ever seen you do anything else...but that's probably just me.

It means being sarcastic. Facetious is not exactly the most exotic of terms. That you didn't know it is rather strange.

Yes. I'm rather aware of that fact. You just didn't get the hint. Meh.

@Tempest

Originally posted by The_Tempest
That's not a knock against Nai, who isn't a native English speaker. He's remarkably fluent and has an excellent command of the language, but not the deeper nuances that lend themselves well to wordplay.

Oh. Thank you. And just to let you know: I have a grasp on them, but I'm not putting much effort into delivering puns here, considering the prevalent niveau of "witticism". Margaritas ante porcos. 😛

Originally posted by NemeBro
So it's a matter of timing?

Should I have waited a couple weeks and then out of nowhere said that My son?

No but you're a hypocrite.

No, it's not a matter of timing. Keep on going. I'm sure you'll figure out the utterly and dramatically complicated difference between how we brought up what happened beforehand.

I'm going to let you in on a little secret: You remember when Robtard and I were poking fun at you in the off topic forum? You didn't laugh because you were the punchline.

I'm sorry you had to find out this way. Truly.

Again? Right while we are discussing you doing it? Goddamn. I mean, if nothing, you're consistent.

You also deserve no further engagement, at this time. You've ignored almost everything I've said in favor of inane jabs.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Well ok, I guess it's because of the way you always say a bunch of controversial stuff in some kind of ironic psycho act, like bashing womens faces in with bricks and stuff. Also how you're extremely aggressive and argumentative at times, just to get a reaction out of people. It's mainly how your entire personality seems to be you trying to be as edgy as possible to get attention.

A few months ago? I don't keep track of insults.

Do I really though? Think back recently: I just said I didn't like show!Brienne's portrayal and was talking about why. You proceeded to say I'm just being a "truculent jackass".

Come on guy, you can do better than this.

Did I mean it in earnest? I'm also not sure how that applies to me more than you. Considering you're the guy who advocates mass executions of slave owners because there's no way to be sure how good or bad each individual slave owner is, lol.

He has no control over it. lulz

Originally posted by Nai
Ah, yes. And where was the "You're stupid" coming from in the first place, pal? 😉

Originally posted by The Renegade
No, it's not a matter of timing. Keep on going. I'm sure you'll figure out the utterly and dramatically complicated difference between how we brought up what happened beforehand.

Again? Right while we are discussing you doing it? Goddamn. I mean, if nothing, you're consistent.

You also deserve no further engagement, at this time. You've ignored almost everything I've said in favor of inane jabs.

Originally posted by NemeBro
I don't really do that as often anymore.

Do I really though? Think back recently: I just said I didn't like show!Brienne's portrayal and was talking about why. You proceeded to say I'm just being a "truculent jackass".

Come on guy, you can do better than this.

Did I mean it in earnest? I'm also not sure how that applies to me more than you. Considering you're the guy who advocates mass executions of slave owners because there's no way to be sure how good or bad each individual slave owner is, lol.

Truculent just means argumentative. I've often gotten the impressive that you're just being argumentative for the sake of being argumentative. You hadn't even seen the episode yet, so it seemed you were complaining just cuz that's your bag.

I'm impressed that you guys put this party together so quickly, but it's not living up to the hype. Tempest and SIDIOUS66 vs Nephthys and Sinious is much better. I do giggle a little every time NemeBro types out "My son," though.

And I agree with the unspoken contention that Neph has slowly become a complete monster on just about every relevant front. An intervention is needed.