The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

i guess not... i eat well, but i know i'm not even close to fat (no flab/soft at all)

Then thats good, that probably means your lean and mean, not scrawny or skinny.

I'm a 6'2, 170 pound, pasty white blonde ectomorph. Huzzah.

lol?

Dark Serpent has been banned!

[BlackPreacher] Praise Jesus! [/BlackPreacher]

Hey, I said praise Jesus before you! (On the Galen Marek something something something thread). Copycat!

😗

Anyways, you know what? I'm 5'5 1/2, and weight 115 pounds. Yeah, watch out for me.

Edit: O-kay, I said 'believe in Jesus'. But hey, it was my idea!

Originally posted by Tangible God
I never pictured Ireland to look like that. You look like you're in Argentina or China or Boston.

I'm not in Ireland. China, it is.

LOL. Boston.

Lieutenant, where have you been?

I've been way too busy lately, so. Sorry, I know you missed me.

Btw, you bought TFU game yet?

I have missed you, yes. I cry myself to sleep at night and Faunus isn't nearly as good as a substitute.

And yes, I purchased the game.

I have, too. Did you like it? Of course, it's filled with flaws, but I actually did like it. I'm currently stuck at the Felucia level, before you face Brood.

Originally posted by Schwarzenegger
Not bad lol, well i'm only 5'9, 172 lbs 17 years old.

Used to be as thin as a stick, my ideal weight? 240 lbs of muscle mass.

Btw i can't believe you hate cats, they are so adorable.

Naw i was just making fun of him, that guy is far too large for "220 lbs" anyways, he is at least 330 lbs.

It's truuf. I'm not buff at all... I just started weight lifting a couple months ago, though.

So are you fat or just gigantic?

He's 6' 4" is what he is; anything below 200 would be weird. His weight makes sense.

Originally posted by Faunus
Pfft. Blax, I bet I squat, deadlift, and bench more than you. Bet I'm a hell of a lot faster, too. I shall kick thee in thy gonads.

Squat maybe, others.. nah. 313
You are undoubtedly faster than me though... and with what little training I have you'd probably kick my ass as well as my gonads.

You'd break your foot on either, though. haermm

That's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

And I don't need my feet to break your balls, bud. Knee, elbow, head (just saying...), or just rip 'em off. It's happened.

Oh. My. God.

Originally posted by Faunus
That's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

And I don't need my feet to break your balls, bud. Knee, elbow, head (just saying...), or just rip 'em off. It's happened.

That is insane.

Kind of erotic too, though.

By Casper the Holy Ghost that's creepy.

My friend didn't believe me when I told him. So I showed him about a dozen of those.