The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Originally posted by Lt. Valerian
I have been doing something called Shaolin Kung Fu

One question: Can you actually do the horseriding stance for 10 continuous minutes?

I've got a 300+ page book on it, so I practice in my free time. Have never taken an actual class in Shaolin Kung Fu though.

I'm 6'1, 183 pounds, 21. Actually, there's a picture of me in my profile. ✅

Originally posted by Schwarzenegger
Not too long, only 2 and a half months to 3 of serous intensive training, i got to put on 30lbs through that.

Lol you probably look like this.

@Valerian: Sexy. And if my hair wasn't better, I'd be jealous of yours. 😛

Gideon and crew
http://www.demotivationalpics.com/displayimage.php?album=12&pos=206

STOP POSTING TEH WEBSITE!!!ONE

TEH FUNNY PIC IS TEH 1 W/INSTRUCTIONS FOR EMOS
TEH REST SUCKZOR!!!!two?!!

PPL WITH YR SENSE OF ENTITLEMENT + PERVERSION R TEH ONLY PPL 2 LOL @TAT SUB-PAR COMEDY.

(Irony: someone using 'leet speak' and all caps- internet yelling- uses the phrase 'sense of entitlement'😉

Originally posted by Jbill311
STOP POSTING TEH WEBSITE!!!ONE

TEH FUNNY PIC IS TEH 1 W/INSTRUCTIONS FOR EMOS
TEH REST SUCKZOR!!!!two?!!

PPL WITH YR SENSE OF ENTITLEMENT + PERVERSION R TEH ONLY PPL 2 LOL @TAT SUB-PAR COMEDY.

(Irony: someone using 'leet speak' and all caps- internet yelling- uses the phrase 'sense of entitlement'😉

You need to stop going to that website and take a hiatus from the internet, period. You've racked up about a sixth of my post count in under a month, and I've been here for over three years.

Chill.

LOL. You all need to go to Publius's website and read all of the Silver Fox short stories.

http://www.domuspublica.net/inventions.html

Heh. I couldn't help looking through that site. And I found something absolutely hilarious:

http://www.demotivationalpics.com/displayimage.php?album=12&pos=81

Originally posted by Faunus
You need to stop going to that website and take a hiatus from the internet, period. You've racked up about a sixth of my post count in under a month, and I've been here for over three years.

Chill.

I'm 17, 170 lbs, 6' 1'', and I'm always packing.... (seriously, I have this hidden pocket in my favorite hoody where i keep a punch knife-I live in the BAD part of a BAD town.)

Ninja Gaiden rules. Yeah, yeah, I know it's unrealistic, but it's still effin' awesome. 🙂

And why is everyone except for me gigantic? Seriously.

It's called lying.

Originally posted by Lt. Valerian
I'm 6'1, 183 pounds, 21. Actually, there's a picture of me in my profile. ✅

Read the first 20 or so pages on this monstrosity, it is amusing.

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Originally posted by Lt. Valerian
I'm 6'1, 183 pounds, 21. Actually, there's a picture of me in my profile. ✅

Used to be as thin as a stick, my ideal weight? 240 lbs of muscle mass.

Btw i can't believe you hate cats, they are so adorable.

Originally posted by Faunus
Nah, Blax ain't buff.

@Valerian: Sexy. And if my hair wasn't better, I'd be jealous of yours. 😛

Originally posted by Schwarzenegger
Btw i can't believe you hate cats, they are so adorable.

QFT.

I'm not lying, especially when I say i am very scrawny and 6 feet tall. I'm not built, although I have some muscle. I am also very white (can't tan). good enough 4 you?

If you are really 170lbs then your not skinny, lean yes but not skinny.

I myself is white so i'll need to get a tan.