The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

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So ****ing cuntface dipshit jackass is back on here with another sock. Hopefully he gets banned soon.

Originally posted by DMB is ugly
No one cares about your whining.

I don't know why you and Carthage have made it your personal goal to spite me, but you two could go **** each other in a hole for the rest of your lives, and I'd be fine with that if it meant you were no longer on this forum.

Originally posted by DMB is ugly
No one cares about your whining.
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PS I'll respond to you later, when I'm not raping my mother at my dear sweet mother's house to keep her company.

Originally posted by NemeBro
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PS I'll respond to you later, when I'm not raping my mother at my dear sweet mother's house to keep her company.

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Originally posted by Emperordmb
So ****ing cuntface dipshit jackass is back on here with another sock. Hopefully he gets banned soon.

Dude, he comes back because you react like this. Calm the hell down and ignore him. He's just some ****, who gives a shit.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Dude, he comes back because you react like this. Calm the hell down and ignore him. He's just some ****, who gives a shit.
Right? Lol.

Needs moar butthurt.

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/jon-voight-pens-letter-ignorant-723007?mobile_redirect=false

Don't mess with Jon Voight.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-high-tech-movie-facilities-that-make-no-sense/

I like how this is a thing.

........

I don't even want to ask how you found that.

It came up on my tumblr.

Originally posted by psmith81992
And now you're comparing bands to a solo artist? And if you're going to argue new=better, then I can argue older=better on purely technological terms. In the modern era, fewer and fewer artists have to be talented because they can rely on various technological devices to "improve" the sound. Such devices were either nonexistent in the 50s-60s, or kept to a minimum.

Which doesn't mean that all of them do rely on technological devices.


Buckethead? LOL that was a good one. Very few artists compare to the technical skill of a Hendrix, Satriani, Young, or Van Halen.

I don't think you grasp what Neme was aiming at.
Van Halen had a shot in "his day", because he pretty much invented two-hand-tapping. Hell, he got his first record deal just because nobody was capable of figuring out how he managed to play that fast (he performed with back to the audience).

Today, people like John Petrucci of Dream Theater are capable of picking that fast, utilizing extremely well developed alternate picking techniques. If you aren't familiar with the tech terms, just watch the following video:

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1:46 - 3:00 should be enough to give you an idea of what I'm talking about. And from 4:40 onwards, Petrucci pretty much puts out more notes in one minute than Hendrix did on an entire album and shreds faster than Van Halen taps, which is quite insane.

And don't get me wrong: I'm not arguing, that this makes Petrucci the better musician in comparison to Hendrix (or Satriani, Van Halen, EnterNameHere) - he is just better in terms of technical ability, because - unlike Hendrix - he aims to perfect his skills in that particular area.

Hendrix couldn't have played something like that - just because he didn't have the techniques required to do it. And I'm rather sure even Satriani - who is one of the technically best guitarists out there - would have problems performing like that. Because it is not his style of guitar playing.

Hendrix couldn't have played something like that - just because he didn't have the techniques required to do it

I grant you technical ability based on the fact that they didn't have those techniques back in the day. So in terms of technical ability, yes. In terms of better musicians, I'm still sticking to the ones I mentioned earlier.

Originally posted by psmith81992
And now you're comparing bands to a solo artist?

You misunderstand me.

Dream Theater on a whole isn't just better technically than Hendrix.

John Petrucci by himself makes Hendrix look like a kid with cerebral palsy playing the guitar for the first time.

Also Hendrix was part of a band as well.

And if you're going to argue new=better, then I can argue older=better on purely technological terms. In the modern era, fewer and fewer artists have to be talented because they can rely on various technological devices to "improve" the sound. Such devices were either nonexistent in the 50s-60s, or kept to a minimum.

Nai already covered this, so I don't need to.

Buckethead? LOL that was a good one. Very few artists compare to the technical skill of a Hendrix, Satriani, Young, or Van Halen.
Angus Young (Assuming I have the right Young) and Jimi Hendrix aren't as technically good as Satriani or even Van Halen, first of all.

Van Halen was the shit back in the day technically, sure. But as mentioned, Petrucci can play faster without having to resort to two-handed tapping.

And Buckethead's Jordan has 15.47 notes per second during one of the solos, and he also didn't resort to playing it with two-handed tapping. He fret with only his left hand. 👆

I'm not saying any of these technical beasts are better than Hendrix or whoever overall, there's more to music than technical skill, sure. But in terms of technical skill alone? Yeah. They're better, lol.

Fair enough to you and Nai.

Ironically, in terms of guitar solos, riffs, and overall melody, my favorite band of all time is The Scorpions.

The Scorpions are awesome. But Journey is better. uhuh

They have more quality songs, but the best Scorpions songs are much better than the best Journey. Furthermore, you're comparing two different genres of rock. And finally, the Scorpions (and David Hasselholf) directly contributed to the fall of the Berlin Wall.