The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

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Same.

Though that fncking accent pissed me off to no ends.

General Grievous = da shit. Don't mess with that.

In all seriousness, General Grievous as written by Matthew Stover is one of the most badass baddies in fiction.

Oh, really? Gosh, I think I missed that the last fifty billion times you posted it.

And Stover's Mace Windu is still cooler and multiple times more badass. Don't even go there. His Palpatine >>> Grievous, too.

No. Grievous, as written by Stover, is most decidedly above Palpatine. Third only to General Turr Phennir and Grand Admiral Gilad Pellaeon.

If that stupid cartoon network 'bio' turns out to be canonical, Grievous will lose every bit of badassness he possesses.

No.

Because Matthew Stover grasped the cowardly general we see in RotS and turned him into one of the greatest badasses ever. When you're a bigger badass than Count Dooku and Darth Sidious, you know you've accomplished something.

As I said, third only to General Turr Phennir, Supreme Commander of the Confederation Armed Forces and Grand Admiral Gilad Pellaeon, Supreme Commander and Executive of the Galactic Empire.

Originally posted by Gideon
No. Grievous, as written by Stover, is most decidedly above Palpatine. Third only to General Turr Phennir and Grand Admiral Gilad Pellaeon.
Palpatine and Mace Windu, as written by Stover, are most decidedly above the author's Grievous. Movie Palpatine is retarded, movie Mace is still cool in parts, and movie Grievous was pretty much disappointing.

Originally posted by Faunus
Palpatine and Mace Windu, as written by Stover, are most decidedly above the author's Grievous.

No.

Movie Palpatine is retarded,

You're high. After his duel with Windu, yeah. Everything before? No.

movie Mace is still cool in parts,

You're high. Samuel L. Jackson's acting was second only to Hayden's in "shittiest performance" category. There was more "wood" there than Michael Jackson at the local daycare.

and movie Grievous was pretty much disappointing.

He was, yes.

I don't understand why people hate Palpatine's movie incarnation. I mean, dang, he had some (really) stupid expressions and laughed like a lunatic, but he was still the seductive, manipulative, meglomanial psychopath. I loved his movie incarnation, personally, outside of his duel with Mace. Movie Grievous rocks, too. Mace Windu? Fail.

Originally posted by Gideon
No.
Yes.

You're high. After his duel with Windu, yeah. Everything before? No.
That makes movie Palpatine retarded. He spends the entire last act of teh movie being a dipshit.

You're high. Samuel L. Jackson's acting was second only to Hayden's in "shittiest performance" category. There was more "wood" there than Michael Jackson at the local daycare.
He has a purple lightsaber.

QED.

He was, yes.
Don't dare to state your agreement; acknowledge my superiority quietly.

If you argue with me again, I shall have you trashed. As it is, you're scheduled for a royal reaming.

Sidious was awesome. I personally enjoyed the ****er when he was just being an absolute prick in TPM. But the Opera Scene in RotS is pretty much the best dialogue scene in the movies, and McDiarmid's performance also made RotJ watchable. But his expressions and "NO NO NO YOU MUST DIE!" dialogue was ridiculous.

Addendum: the inauguration of the Galactic Empire? Downright chilling.

The best part of the inauguration was Padme's line.

The opera scene was excellent, that spinning jump thing was badass, and all of his RotJ scenes were amazing.

Originally posted by Faunus
The best part of the inauguration was Padme's line.

No.

The ending phrase: "the Republic will be reorganized into the FIRST GUH-LACK-TIK EMP-EYE-AH! For safe and secuuuuuure ... society!" was chilling, especially with the music, and Palpatine lifting his hands as though he's in the middle of church. Downright demonic. And those Senators are "LOL YAY LESS POWER FOR US!!!! GO PALPY!"

The opera scene was excellent, that spinning jump thing was badass, and all of his RotJ scenes were amazing.

The scream was more badass than the jump. It looked unnecessary. My dad was like "Why the **** is he showboating?"

Am I the only one who finds the "My little green friend" monologue to be downright awesome?

Originally posted by Gideon
Sidious was awesome. I personally enjoyed the ****er when he was just being an absolute prick in TPM. But the Opera Scene in RotS is pretty much the best dialogue scene in the movies, and McDiarmid's performance also made RotJ watchable. But his expressions and "NO NO NO YOU MUST DIE!" dialogue was ridiculous.

Addendum: the inauguration of the Galactic Empire? Downright chilling.

Wait... that was an opera scene? When he and Anakin were talking? What was with that weird bubble thing in the center? Is that the SW version of opera or something?

Yes.

And no, Crimzon, it was a breach of the Evil Overlord List. It was pretty stupid.

Woot, two new screwed up SW photoshop manipulations...

Don't do it Fingolfin! It's a trap!

You'd think Morgoth would have more sense than to wave a big ass metal hammer in a lightning storm...